Ladies, gents and Apache attack helicopters: Allow me to welcome you to the first ever unamused inquiries! *cue the confetti*
How this works: you ask a question about me, and I answer honestly. I will not give my adress, ss#, or anything like that. But anything else is fair game. I will do this every wednesday. So... Go nuts.
@Unamused Llama, what about credit card numbers?
@Monstercat, I don't have on...
@Unamused Llama, *one.... fvck.
@Unamused Llama, are you related to caral
@Unamused Llama, What is something you’ve always wanted to try but have been too scared to?
@Unamused Llama, when was the last time you have been amused?
@Unamused Llama, Butt-stuff?
@Unamused Llama, are you casul?
@Im Innocent, Y'all askin the right questions.
@Unamused Llama, Are you not amused?
@Unamused Llama, When did Yzma turn you into a llama?
@Unamused Llama, are you aware that you're just a shjtty alpaca
@Unamused Llama, is mayonnaise a gender???
@Unamused Llama, can see tell why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
@Unamused Llama, why not unsurprised llama
@Unamused Llama, Do I know you?
@Unamused Llama, what city do you live in?
@3d2y, He is my uncle.
@PloppyPants, ..... regicide.
@PIXELJAMM3R, 3rd grade. Right before SHE stole my pudding....
@Im Innocent, Only on tuesdays.
@Hoon, Obviously not.
@mssj7000, 3rd grade. Right after stealing my pudding.
@Dabestest, Are you aware that that's rascist?
@Bop It, No. Just... No.
@MickelPickel, Because it's fvckin' delicious.
@toottootnootynoot, I get surprised... but not amused.
@Fun Haus, Lenexa, KS. That's as much as I tell.
@Unamused Llama, Do you do parties?
@fvckaduck, I AM the parties!
But no.... I'm a 17yr old college student in game dev..... I don't get invited to social gatherings of any kind.
@Unamused Llama, you're afraid to play regicide, like the game mode on aoe2?
@Unamused Llama, #unamusedinquiries
@Unamused Llama, #bestcomments
@Im Innocent, you bet your ass *runs away*
@TheTagger, Thanks a bunch! I have actually NEVER gotten a #bestcomments before!
@Unamused Llama, can I date your sister?
@Unamused Llama, what is the best time to wear a striped sweater?
@LordHougun, No. Never in a million years.
@Devan Lochees, Always.
@Unamused Llama, I'm sort of sad that you didn't get the SpongeBob reference... Best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time
@Devan Lochees, I was very sheltered before my younger siblings were born. I could only watch disney channel. I was grounded for a month one time for watching pokemon... I only recently started watching spongebob with my younger brother.
@Unamused Llama, I am sorry to hear that, and am sorry if I offended you. But hey, spongebon is a good show, so at least you can experience it now.
@Devan Lochees, Why would that offend me? If that offended me, I wouldm't have survived highschool. 'Sall good, bro.
by the looks of that bag id say chinese takeout...
they dont have a gf cuz they broke as all hell
@devil driver, seriously what girl wants left over fried rice for breakfast after sleeping with your dumb a**
@devil driver, that's not boxes, and you can make out "gyro" on the side. Looks like greek.
@devil driver, I'm fun at parties, but mostly offended because I'm broke AF...
@devil driver, I've always wondered, does your name reference the band devildriver?
Halal guys, yummmmm
Why he got Chinese food in church?
As of last Friday, I'm people
@TriangleTesticles, congrats! I am of course assuming this means you are in a new relationship and have no idea what you actually meant by your comment.
@The great bacon, Yes, I'm in a new relationship
At least take out won't play games with your heart.
At least they have money for groceries
@Kshay, boo yah!
@Kshay, they have money since they don't have a girlfriend 😉
@Charlemagne, I don't either of those