Being shot by a teleporting British lesbian
@stankindustries , the way the good lord intended.
@stankindustries , what game is this?
@stankindustries , I was killed by a dad with glasses after he got drugs from grandma
Sitting on a horse that glitches a mile into the air and falls onto a mountain peak? Sounds good to me.
@A pet named Steve, I stepped on a ladder in Dark souls 3 but it catapulted me off and to my death... Won't lie that one sounds fun
@A pet named Steve, death by being picked up by my friend flying a dragon then dropped to my death. Sounds like a good way to die
"it's high noon"
@DancingIsNotAdvised, dude same.
Killed by a Gorilla with a tesla cannon
Disconnected, reconnected to find my dead corpse... so what, mystery box?
Bumped into an officer and he shot me.
@crazypillowfight, if you're black in real life that could happen.
@I Are Lebo, best comment ever beat me to it.
@I Are Lebo, #bestcomments
Flew off the map from a glitch
@Prince super Vegeta , haha
Pulled apart by a woman with 6 ft long arms and a wasp nest in place of her ovaries.
@Applesarentreal, resident evil 7?
@Jipz, What? I'm sorry. Are we not just listing our sexual fantasies?
@Jipz, (yes, I was playing RE7)
Ran out of usable pokemon.
Getting hooked by a pig
Fell down a stupid fvcking hole. Dang it pharah...
@Googleybody, *presses shift right as I die* weeeeeeeee!
Died in space. My SRV hit a rock "too hard"
Being ganked, damn Dark Souls 3
@LeanToon, me too buddy, me too
Eaten by a Titan.
Stepped on a skeleton's rib cage - skyrim
Stepped on a landmine with realistic explosion damage mod, Fallout 4. This is gonna suck
Killed by a Yeti on Ark
@Richard Cypher, looks like I am dying by a raptor attack. Do you want to hold hands while we embrace the sweet release of death?
@Richard Cypher, spawnkilled by a random trex on the beach
@Mavern567, well apparently I will get ambushed by yetis and wolves with my friends dying all around me, my weapons useless to defend myself. So sure!
I played the Sims, but none of them died this time... am I immortal?
I played pacman so a ghost ate me
Misjudged the distance when shooting a Fatman
Fell in the well on Ilios
Killed by a herd of zombies in black ops 2
Hooked by roadhog
Shot by a much bigger tank then me
Crypt of the Necrodancer. Missed a beat
Getting shot and teabagged by a terroris whilst my whole team scream CYKA BLYAT
@FutriSK, Сука блять it's SUKA BLYAT'. In Russian the letter that looks like у is actually an OO sound, many letters look the same or similar but sound different: р is r, и is ee, e is ye and э is the regular e we know, н is n, х is h, в is v, я is ya…The only letters English and Russian both share are к, а (sort of), о (also sort of), т, м, and с (though in Russian it's only an s sound)
Killed by man sized rat with gattling gun
@disaprin, what were you playing?
@Ser Waffle Knight, war hammer VerminTide
Macho Man who breathed fire and screams quotes at me.... pretty legendary
Getting pushed off a cliff by bats in nioh
Getting shot by my own team. Cool…
Crushed by a zeppelin
Being welcomed to the family' son.
Blown up by tadpoles shot out of a tank...
Super mutant suicider. I heard the beeping but couldn't find where he was till it was to late.
Arrow in the knee
Charmed by ahri in league of legends? Sign me the hell up
@theshadosnipe, Shot by about 12 Varus arrows in League of Legends. Nope me the hell out.
@Ser Waffle Knight, stepped on a teemo mushroom.... 5 of them to be precise.
Resident evil 6 -.-.....black limb monster shoved down my throat and bursts out of my stomach....ouch...that sucks lol.
Driving a car around and then crashing into another car and blowing up in a giant explosion with the words boom in the air
@Littlefaceless, sounds badass
Knocked out in game bully
I rocket jumped in TF2. Hell yeah that's metal
Metro 2033, I will die in the wasteland like a man.
360 no scope to the penis
Being ran over by my friend in an armored car and getting shot gunned. GTA V
Shot in the face by an alien
Crashed a Vampire FB.5 after having my engine knocked out by an F8F-1B Bearcat. It was over Guam, so I've got that going for me at least
Crashed Regalia Type-F.
Misjudged the jump off of a large church.
Killed while ejecting from my Titan.
Fighting for my life to save my dying clan.
Killed by debris in BF1
Crushed by an exploding train
The Last Of Us - Face smashed in by an infected. Brutal.
Eaten by a bear
Hyrule Warriors- war war never changes
Crushed by Diablo 3 hellspawn
Getting mauled by Demons
Touched a turtle
Getting shot in ww1?
Nioh- pushed off a cliff by some stupid mother frkin bats..
Struck by Zeus' lightning
So mean not dying and instead being reborn again and again at a bonfire just be murdered. Ahh the best
@Grimmjaxx, Damnit *so you mean
Being shot in a tank while fighting another
Being clubbed by a giant and flying into the air... honorable death I say
Getting insulted because someone took my train ticket (?)
Shot down a helicopter with a Stinger missile then it landed on me.
My idiot teammate killled me with a breach charge as I walked into a room (siege)
Exploded in a fiery ball of death after my shield generator was taken out.
Deathclaws. 10 of them. And I thought I could take them out with boxing tape...
Getting speared by a rocket-propelled car (rocket league)
Died by a countered crit
Killed by a snake tangled together with a guy with snakes coming out of his head
(guess the game)
@Steven guy, Bloodborne, in the forest?
@Cloverleaf, (Ding Ding Ding!)
You win a small bit of ego
Shot in the wasteland
The last game I played was Injustice and I'm pretty sure losing to Batman means you don't die.
Getting shot by WW1 era weaponry
Being ate by a snatcher in gears of war 4.
Damn proximity mine...
Mauled by a Lizard Man- OG Resident Evil
Knocked in the air and killed by a fed yasuo
Stepped on by a titan
Fighting Gleam Eyes from SAO... I'm truly fvcked rn, aren't i
Being torn limb from limb by a demon while I'm literally in hell.
suicide mission to destroy an enemy faction's space yard.
So the Mayan god of bees will seek his swarm on me? Well I'm fvcked
Underestimated the power of a mammoth with realistic Ragdolls on. (SKYRIM)
Shot answering the call of duty
Putting a shot gun against an aliens head with 99 procent hit chanche and still missing
FVCKA YOU X-COM!!!!
Falling off a ledge in Blighttown
@Baby Cthulhu, wait until you get to Anor Londo.
@Doctor Krieger, oh I know. Fvck those archers.
Giant floating snake master cast earthquake
Yanked out of the cockpit of my Titan and crushed by a much larger Titan. Not the best way to go...
Got lanced by my own solider
Killed by a mutated monster screaming about how I was turning his daughter against him. Re7.
Break into pieces after being bit by a Basilisk a few times.
Sworded by Crota
I've been playing FFXV for a while, and haven't actually died once. If I had to figure it out I think my last video game death was in destiny, so I think I'm pretty safe from getting blown up by Sepiks Prime in real life.
@The Puppet Man, that's what YOU think
Smote by an elemental archfiend...
Picked up by a person riding a dinosaur and dropped. Then he killed my monkey
Being a cube, turn into an arrow and fly into a wall... nice
damn now i can get shot by grineer
Burn to death by a dragon
Killed by a witch - Dishonored 2
Shot by Russians in Rise of the Tomb Raider... a very chilling possibility
Shot in the face, not bad. Thanks CSGO!
The psion flayers murdered me and my fireteam.
Interrogated by Caveira.
Shredded by that mother f—er xaldin
Pushed off a ledge by knight (For honor)
A glitch causing a suicider super mutant to appear out of thin air and blow me up.
Getting ripped apart by a giant floating baby's psychic attack.
Blown up by a fed Templar Assassin (DotA 2)
Arrow to the knee
I get eaten by a 6 troodons.
My most recent death was in Battleblock Theater... Do I keep dying and dying forever?
Got wrecked by a Savage encounter in Tokyo mirage sessions.
Blown up by a green guy with 4 legs.
I pressed E while flying on an Argy on ark
Was playing Advance Wars 2 and sent an infantry as meat shield for my Anti Air tank. What have I done to myself!?!
@fgalvan230, ensured a closed casket funeral...
How is that mod funny
League of Legends........ I am not a good player and as a support, I kept winding up in games where my ADC didn't come to lane with me....
Ambushed by Bloodsuckers
shot by a king tiger.
Mini nuke from fallout 4
I drowned, and now I'm kinda afraod
Fighting a hoard of darkspawn not the worst
Killed while fighting along side tau against necrons Dawn of war Dark Crusade
Battlefield 4 shot by enemy soldier
Crushed by an otherworldly being called a "brawler" while aiding the Void Knights in repelling an invasion from another realm.
Don't worry, though. I respawned. Hell, I even got rewarded for it.
Shot by a fvcker named Teemo.
Being conquered by Mongols.
Hit by a missile shot by a giant space bee