These "roast me" comments range from creative and funny to literally front page meme page rehashed jokes, and they usually don't even talk about the person, they just throw an insult, that's not roasting, that's insulting.
@Oreobunbun, Welcome to the Internet! :D
@Oreobunbun, these aren't roast me comments, they're from a post asking for your best insult.
Ur parents are brother and sister
"You're the dollar menu version of your father"
Your mom goes to college!
Your age is greater than your IQ
I'd call you ugly but I don't want to offend ugly people
If I was stuck in a room with you, Stalin, and Hitler, and only had two bullets I'd shoot you twice.
I'd punch your face but my hands did nothing wrong
I'd say you were adopted but who would choose you
I never believed humans evolved from chimps until I met you