"MASTER, IM SORRY I TORE UP THE CARPET, PLEASE DONT FEED ME TO THE BOX MONSTER"
They're the best days for me because that's when all the creepy stuff I'm too embarrassed to buy at the actual store comes in 👍
@PippyPie, I totally get that. My adult toy store looks at me weird when I get an extra dildo with my weekly supply of anal lube.
And iiiiiiiieeiiiiii will alwaaayyysss loooovveee yoooooooooouuuuuuuu
I have seen this picture on the random section at least 30 times and I laugh every goddamn time
But im not a cat, you jerk!