Anybody here into Q-Tipping?
@Bow To Your Senpai, I almost said yes, but this is the Internet, q-tipping probably has nothing to do with cleaning ears, does it?
@Bow To Your Senpai, Is there where you stick the q-tip into your penis hole and twirl it?
Either way yes
@Bow To Your Senpai, oh hate it when I go to deep and it's like a painful vibrator on my eardrums
@ archiethesailor, When a man is about to climax (aka bust a nut) and ejaculate after recieving oral sex, he withdrawals his penis from his significant counterpart's mouth and tilt's their head so that their ear is lined up with the path in which the man's penis will secrete semen towards, and follows up with ejaculating in her counterpart's ear. Next, the man pulls out a Q-tip (cotton swab), which he keeps with him at all times, and throws it at his significant other's face and either a.) walks out of room and throws up a peace signing hand gesture or b.) yells, "Clean your ears, b*tch," and procedes to evacuate the vicinity.
They're like dildos for your ears, and the eargasms are amazing.
@Gamasennin, but you definitely should deepthroat them.
@Gamasennin, and their original name was Baby Gays
For those who don't know, pushing the Q-tip into your ear canal can, rather than pick it up, push earwax onto the timpanic membrane: This obstruction causes the membrane to vibrate and react to audio waves less effectively, and technically classifies it as a form of deafness. The only reason I'm saying that is because this is probably gonna be on my test today
My friend knows I do this, and messed with me while doing it. That's how I got a ruptured ear drum. Not as painful as you'd think
Am I the only one who hates q-tips‽
i did that once...got an ear infection never again
They are called Ear dildos
They only say not to do that because some idiot ruptured an eardrum, so they are covering their asses from a legal standpoint. They design clearly indicates that the apparatus is intended to go into the ear canal.
@Melllvar, no, they also cause wax buildup which can cause temporary hearing loss and even deafness
Just the Q tip