I'm haunted by someone who died in 2016 and all he wants to do is show me his dank memes.
@mogonatural, great now instead of "wwooooooooo" he's moaning "haaaarrrraammbbbeee"
Sorry, it's one am here and I have insomnia.
@mogonatural, impossible! I haven't died yet
@mogonatural, sounds more like a friend then a ghost.
Then again I don't know what a friend does.
@mogonatural, I don't see the problem here. Unless it's... NORMIE MEMES. *shudders*
@mogonatural, that seems like the opposite of a problem
@mogonatural, 3:30 am here, I feel ya
@mogonatural, would that even be haunting? Or more just doing you a favor?
Or wakes you in the middle of the night asking for your Wi-Fi password.
@Shodai Hokage, And nags you to follow him on Instagram.
Aw man, can you imagine that - instead of weird reflections and movement in the corner of your eye, a ghost that haunts you by DM'ing you pictures of yourself at awkward moments when you look really sh*t.
So my Wife kicked my "friend" out of our house today. My Son is with my Mom. My friend Kyle found out that my Wife, and I had the house to our selves and decided to come over. We didn't mind. I went to the grocery store and picked up three pizza's. One each (they're not that big BTW) so I cook the first one. And I give it to my Wife. I than cook Kyle's and I accidentally burned it. So I said to him "I burned your pizza pretty bad. You can have mine" a noble sacrafice I know. I put the burned one on the counter and then went and cooked his..... After giving it to him he eats the pepperoni and says "I don't care for pizza too much". Now my Wife really doesn't like Kyle. But he is that friend we all have that's a douche. She ripped into him! We were both shocked. She said "an uneducated child primate has more manners. My Husband made you a pizza that he could have had and then you wasted it! Are you f*cking 5? And who the hell doesn't like pizza???"
@Lord Palpatine, Ok less kicked more scared him to the point of running away with no remark. But if he didn't run she would have kicked him out. Kyle then texted me half an hour later with his rebuttal.
@Lord Palpatine, so the rebuttal was???
@Mkb617, "As a guest I should be treated better. Talk about my manners when you don't know how to treat a f*cking guest! Pathetic." We are not going to respond.
@Lord Palpatine, yeah I wouldn't either. Would just be wasting your time
Because it's being outdone by the ghost singing Crank Dat Soulja Boy
I want to buy a house that's "haunted" because they're cheaper. Basically be buying a mansion only for the price of a very large house (but not quite mansion level of very large)
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, my house is quite large. It was built in 1900. I know they used to hold funerals in these old houses. I can imagine the front parlor filled with ghosts, but have never experienced one yet. Damn!
All the modern ghosts are too busy looking at memes to haunt people. Duh.
"It's Britney bitch!"
Shut up Sharqesha, stupid wanna be black ghost fvcking up my life with her "Starbucks"
Because haunting ghosts have been there for years, they are spirits who refuse to die when their time comes and just end up roaming the place where they die and eventually become mad. So there probably are some ghosts of 2017 but they'll show themselves much later. Thanks supernatural
@JumpingCouch, yep same idea, newly dead people are scrubs that don't really know how to do stuff but the oldies do. It's like buying a game late and being out done by the no-lifers while you are still figuring out how to shoot.
Well, assuming all people are equally likely to become ghosts, the most common ghost is a ~75 year old Chinese one. So an accurate ghost is probably one talking in mandarin about growing up in the 50s-60s.
Why aren't hospitals haunted more than other places? I work in one at night and nothing extraordinary happens. Maybe if we turn off the lights?
Because you have terrible grammar.
I was haunted by someone from the 70s
As opposed to 3AM in the afternoon