I'm sure everyone has notice @Archiethesailor making racist jokes lately in the comments. I just wanted to assure everyone he's not actually racist in real life.
I know for sure because I went to his house wearing a long robe with a hooded cap that covered my whole face. I did his so he wouldn't know who I was or what race I was and he didn't ask me any questions at all just let me right in.
It was sort of weird actually, because several other people had showed up wearing the same robe and cap combo.
@AnimusJ, I did the same thing, I dresses up as the ghost of a cone head and he didn't even get scared.
@AnimusJ, racism is just so petty
But there's nothing more petty than black people
@Abusive Breasts, clearly you've never argued with a woman.
@BigJohnson86, clearly you've never tried calling a woman petty
@Abusive Breasts, clearly you've never tried petting a woman. If you rub there belly just right there leg starts thumping in pleasure. No wait that's dogs. What can I say all bjtches look the same to me.
@BigJohnson86, oh damn
@AnimusJ, I'm not racist. Racism is bad and only black people do bad things.
@ archiethesailor, are you part of the Ku Kuck Klan?
@I am Levi, You mean the Kool Kids Klub?
@I am Levi, Ku Klux Klan**
@ archiethesailor, hey man just because they're naggers doesn't mean you can hate
Unrelated note, can you help me with this rope? My tree is too tall
@Abusive Breasts, sure man, just tie it around my neck and I'll climb up and jump off to make it easier on you, I don't want you to hurt yourself
@NO REPOSTS, nope, I meant kuck (cuck)
@Abusive Breasts, You're doing good work, that's mighty white of you. Generally, if a tree is too large, the monkey bars at a play ground are a good substitute.
Will anyone be so kind as to help me put this giant cross up? I was burning my old things and thought it would look nice along with all these bodies.
@ archiethesailor, it's okay I saw it on a DIY video titled 'Alabama Windchimes'
@Abusive Breasts, Believe it or not, I've actually never heard that term. Thank you, I have a new thing to say now
@ archiethesailor, makes the front yard more scenic when you're playing Pokémon Go and trying to catch a niglet
@Abusive Breasts, Man, how did I get a reputation for racist jokes when we have people like you? You're pretty funny, probably the reason you've been a recognizable commenter for so long.
In Finland we have a word "kalsarikänni" which means getting drunk home alone wearing only your underwear.
@HayLandia, Sounds like Tuesday for me.
She's got enough tooth gap it could pass as a thigh gap
@Juggernaut315, you could fly a 737 between those things
Necessary gif is necessary
Didnt even point to her forehead
I drink alone all the time! XD hahaha
Because I'm lonely and I'm drinking my sorrows away almost every night!!!
@LT PUNK ROCKET, same.
This isn't a joke. Or ironic. I'm literally an alcohol.
(Sent from RustyFapwagon's Android at a bar)
@RustyFapwagon, Well at least you go to a bar, then it's not so bad.
@LT PUNK ROCKET, sounds like a good excuse to me
My dog left me for another owner :'(
@Ronald McDaddy, it's because you drink, Ron