He's gonna pork her. 🐷
@Captain Ditship, I'm honestly glad my ex has finally found someone new.
@ThatOneCrazyGuy, the calls were getting annoying and weird weren't they.
I want to obtain a pig like this, and fill it with formaldehyde so it never decomposes. Then I want to keep it in my car forever for the one day I get pulled over just so the cop is dumbfounded as to why I have a massive dead pig in my car
@ajr12100, ... ... ... ... ...you do you boo...
@ajr12100, what if he feels offended and interprets the pig as a threat or something
@Efrainlikesrain, I'm white, therefore that's impossible for him to interpret anything I do as a threat. That's how it works, right?
@ajr12100, unless you're a hippie than you have nothing to fear.
My family usually gets whole pigs like that for parties. They can feed a lot of Filipinos
@Half Black Man, If I had $5 bucks for every time I had a dead whole pig in my car. It's we Cubans celebrate, that or Ox tail.
@Paige pages pa page, it's a sure sign of a good time haha
Tonight we feast
The difference between a pig and a jock? A pig won't stay up all night trying to get a kick drunk.
He outsmarted the HOV cameras.
So that's what ms piggy looks like without make-up
Wurst date ever
He gets his girlfriends frozen too.
And this is a culinary swine
I.....I guess miata can be the answer in multiple situations
This dead pork has a better life them me.