When you keep hurting your leg
@Tennisdude, Hey, at least you weren't buried in the sand and forgotten. You'd be the biggest loser on the beach.
@Apathetic Husk, but did you die? Because the real biggest loser is the one who got murdered by a sentient bubble by being buried in high tide
When you try to vent your emotions with memes and none of them get uploaded.
@Scott Sterling, when your in the random section and see a really relatable comment, and then realise you made it
@Scott Sterling, When you keep getting pegged in the face by soccer balls.
@jasohazard, Oh, how original.
I'm going to party right now, I'd rather stay home and video game and read manga but I've skipped the last 3 parties so I have to go to this one so that I continue to be invited so I can go to one when I feel like it... it's a whole system I have going.
@KiritoSAOHero, at least you get invited to parties
@KiritoSAOHero, I get that
When you just got paid but remembered you have all the bills to pay
"Kids." They're not called "plans." They're called "kids."
Plans to jerk off
If they're your plans you can just cancel... however if your parents had plans...
When you get home to play Breath of the Wild and you remember you have to adult.