Buy her my (patent pending) Tub Toater, a (non-water proof) machine that toast toast for while taking a bath. Ingenious I know.
@whereismyspaghetti, you should probably name it the Tub Toaster so people know what they're buying
@Splash Bro, no I like the way Toater sound
First you tried deporting her and now you're trying to electrocute her? Wacky family antics, am I right?
That wouldn't electrocute her anyways
Just buy her a note 7 or something, at least that will explode
There wouldn't be enough juice to be harmful anyway.
That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works.