Oooooor bring enough lifeboats for the entire crew and don't overestimate your ship's hull strength.
@WickedStyx, theory says that time travelers traveled to watch the sinking of the titanic, and that's why there wasn't enough life boats.
@WickedStyx, Sorry to be "that guy", but they had enough boats, and more, for the crew. They didn't have enough for all the passengers AND the crew.
@Radically Irrational, correct I had thought about that but I'm too lazy to put it in
@Radically Irrational, exelent planning!!
@im my own grandpa, No! No paradoxes!
@WickedStyx, I know what you meant though. "Crew" = "everybody"
@Pubmarine Shamwich, I should have just put "everybody" now that I think about it
*comes up with solution as ship continues to sink* "WE SHOULD'VE BOUGHT MORE LIFEBOATS!" Hindsight, 20/20.
I remember when some of my cousins sunk an entire cruise ship. I think one of them was called Carl.
@Apathetic Husk, DAMMIT CARL!
Yeah that's not how it works anymore sadly, now it prioritizes families and children first with the elderly and single vacationers last
The passive aggressive solution that's been hiding under everyone's noses...
This has never actually been the case.
Yeah that solution that they came up with worked so well. The titanic isn't at the bottom of the ocean or anything.
So you listen to the sound of silence?
Or just get drunk like the chef...