Jason Bourne it's Jesus Christ!
Jesus: "Girl, you hotter than hell! Believe me...I was there for three days"
@Pubmarine Shamwich, he was in heaven...
@Official Ice Bear, it's actually believed he went to "hell" to bring all those that died believing in God before he came to earth (i.e. Moses, abraham, Isaah, etc) to heaven, which is why he "defeated death" both for those and for people since.
If this tinder match up ended up with them getting married, is it considered both of their "Last Judgments"?
I like how the water turns red
hope you are ready for my second cumming ;)
Pass me them Swedish fish, and you can do whatever you want with me
There's always room for Jesus ;)
It wouldn't be "several" thousand years.... just a couple thousand.
Why is he a carpenter?
@MicaMicaMu, Jesus was a carpenter.
So blasphemous, so funny.
Jesus tryna get them hoes
That dude must slay puss daily
Somebody fvck that jesus or his father dammit I'll do it!
We're about to get SACKrilegious