To change the sheets
You must BE the sheets
@A pet named Steve, Damn. That's some deep sheet.
@A pet named Steve, I'm about 5.5 sheets to the wind. Does that count for anything?
@A pet named Steve, You can't change the sheets. The sheets have to want to change
@A pet named Steve, I am one with the sheets and the sheets are with me, I am one with the sheets and the sheets are with me, I am one with the sheets and the sheets are with me, I am one with the sheets and the sheets are with me, I am one with the sheets and the sheets are with me, I am one with the sheets and the sheets are with me, I am one with the sheets and the sheets are with me, I am one with the sheets and the sheets are with me.
Honestly I'd rather be a fitted sheet burrito than a functioning person with chores like, well, changing the sheets.
@A pet named Steve, a burrito is better when it's big enough for two
@Jakobian, except edible burritos, I ain't sharing that sorry
@A pet named Steve, I didn't mean for sharing, at least not for the food one
@A pet named Steve, to be fair though, I'd love to be in your bed burrito
@A pet named Steve, can I be the small spoon, cutie ;)
@Jack Baker, yes *reads username* no
@A pet named Steve, Actually, it's me Lucas, daddy doesn't use his phone since all the stuff so I stole his phone. Basically I wanted to ask some people if they game. So, Steve, do you want to play my game?
@Jack Baker, haha well actually it's not my birthday for two months, or your birthday, or anyone's birthday... Right? We don't need a cake. Wh... Why is it getting so hot in here?
@A pet named Steve, Friend, you don't have a choice here. *trap door under you* *you fall in rollercoster* *the rollercoster rolls down to a crap ton on dyinamite* *you hear a old sounding voice above the floorboards say "WRONG LEVER KRONK"*
@A pet named Steve, *jumps in with poncho, churros, sombrero, chanclas, chihuahua, and "green card"* ORALE!!! *notices people staring* What? I heard burrito. Are there no burritos?
@Jack Baker, Lucas? Hey, uh, maybe you can help me out with something. My buddy Clancy isn't returning my calls as of late. Same with my friend Hoffman. Last I checked they were close to where you and your folks live. Any idea where they might be?
@A pet named Steve, What is this "functioning" that you speak of?
@Agent New Mexico, He's dead locked in my basement.
@Jack Baker, WHAT!? Wait. Which one?
@Agent New Mexico, Well clancy is in the basement doing god knows what and I gave Hoffman for Lucas to play with so i don't know about that. Sorry for late response that boy Lucas stole my phone. Bout to chop off that little buggers arm in a few. Haha. Anyways, I gotta go, heard gunshots in the main foyer.
@Jack Baker, I understand, Jack. By the way, another friend of mine, Mia Winters was in your area when I lost touch with her. Any idea where she might be? Her husband Ethan's been worried sick about her. Won't stop bugging me about helping him find her. I told him I'd let my buddy Redfield look into it. Anyhow, how's the family? Margurite feelin any better? Last I heard she had a bug... or two. I'd ask you about Lucas, but I think I can guess. How'd Zoe doing? She finally move out of that trailer of hers?
@Agent New Mexico, Mia Winters, never heard of her, by the way me and Margureite are fine and wanted to ask if you wanted to come over and have some coffee if you'd like. We've been pretty busy and it's getting kinda lonely with the kids and all starting their teen angst and all. Anyways, Mexico we'd appreciate dearly if you'd come over sometime.
@Jack Baker, I'd absolutely love to, Jack. I'll see if I can drop by. But you know how Director Church is, always a cynic. Every time I wanna visit you guys he always says that your property is considered a dangerous and condemned area. This time, though, he just told me that I may visit at my own risk and to take precautions. I hope you guys don't mind if I show up in work attire, do y'all? You know, full pressurised, bulletproof armor, assault rifle, shotgun, magnum, combat knife, and frags. I really don't feel right showing up to your home with all that stuff on me, but those were the Director's terms for me to grab a cup of coffee with you guys.
The only way is to half ass it, and pull the corners back over every time they come undone
I just got a super king size bed, there is literally no way I'm ever going to be able to change the bedding on my own!!
@Naughtyboob, so you'll be stuck with one bed sheet forever, huh.
@A pet named Steve, well I am married, but your right, it's never getting changed now it was too much hard work, I'll just stock up on febreze
@Naughtyboob, when it gets too dirty just put a sheet on top of it
@Naughtyboob, good idea.
I like your way of thinking, or I could just get my mum to come and do it 😁
@Naughtyboob, damn it this was supposed to be a reply to @jakobian but I got too excited and made a new comment!!
@Naughtyboob, ur mum does do it best
@TheHippie52, how do you know my mum?
@TheHippie52, ooh 😲 well she kept that quiet...wait...are you my stepdad?!
My university's head athletic trainer taught me how to put on fitted sheets. NATA hall of famer and the first woman to ever be on the field as an athletic trainer with the LA Rams (the first time) and she taught me how to put on fitted sheets...
If you put one corner on first and then the opposite corner next, it helps it stay tighter and fit better. So like, bottom left corner and top right corner
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You're doing it wrong
I must be a goddamn magician then
I have never had this problem.
Sheet straps. Clip them to the corners of the sheets and put them under the mattress. Honestly the best thing I've ever bought.