The first life lesson is : LIFE DOESN'T GIVE YOU SEATBELTS!
@gunitg7007, the first one is ligue sucks.
*slams on breaks*
@Bow To Your Senpai,
He should already be doing the dishes without getting payed? Shouldn't he?
@Vault Tec, "Payed"
@K1lgore, Sorry my dog took my phone.
@Vault Tec, damn doggo done you a typo
@K1lgore, hey don't you talk bout' my puppet like that
@Vault Tec, puppet? By that do you mean you're forearm deep up your dogs butt?
@K1lgore, God I am not doing good with grammar today, sorry
@Vault Tec, depends on the division of chores in the household, for example i handle electronics, the dishes, and the recycling, while my mom takes care of sweeping and making money
@CentaurianHalfie, that's the division of my chores as well. Dishes just seems to not be the parents job usually
@Vault Tec, some times my mom prefers to do dishes, i guess it depends on what you're more willing to tolerate
@CentaurianHalfie, Guess so
@Vault Tec, plus he'd be broke when dad robbed him otherwise
@Vault Tec, I never got paid to do chores whatsoever. My mom said I got food which was good enough for me!
@Vault Tec, did the dishes 2 loads a day for 10 years straight for my family and I was the only one doing them, and I didn't even have an allowance...
@Vault Tec, that's why he got mugged
@LT PUNK ROCKET, Ya, that sounds like normal chores. I have dishes and Garbage's because my siblings are out of the house now and we've never got paid or anything its just expected
@Vault Tec, looks like somebody went and downvoted you for no reason. Lemme help with that
I thought this was Jeopardy clue...What is "I was wrong"
There's an American Dad episode with this scenario in it
Everything in this text tells you suck as a parent.
@TroolFace, funny fact, when I wrote "suck" my auto correct changed it to "djck". Im not event kidding.
@TroolFace, Ya I'm pretty serious when it comes to events too.
That people are mugged on the way to the bathroom? Huh. Sign me up for that universe.