He's gonna be really disappointed when she pulls out the strap on.
@shocking60, or maybe he'll be excited, I don't know him that well.
@shocking60, you misspelled excited. Don't worry I got you.
@shocking60, shhhh, let him dream.
I don't understand the appeal of anal sex.
@Gatsby, I can barely tolerate the sight of my own shjt, nevermind worrying about someone else's
@Gatsby, Variety is important.
@Gatsby, its more for the guy. Guys always wanna try anything that gives the best tightness for them. A poop-shoot is extremely tight compared to a fiesta taco. Its usually very uncomfortable or even painful for a girl tho. Although i know of some girls who enjoy it. But they also say its better with a smaller guy
For the record i've never done it. This is just common knowledge i've picked up from girl-talk
@PunnyBaker, If you do it right it can be pleasurable for the girl. Just can't go wild from the start.
@PunnyBaker, I had to thumb, just for fiesta taco
@MrPuffNStuff, I know when my ex and I did anal, she was kinda reluctant at first, but the more we did it the more she enjoyed it. It got to the point where she almost preferred it. The most important things for anal are lubrication and speed. Unless she's into pain, you can't go in dry, and you gotta start out slow
@PunnyBaker, as a guy, I have 0 interest in anal. I can't understand why a guy would stick anything where poop regular comes out.
@Gatsby, Different hole
@Oujosh29, my thoughts exactly. Unless they like being pooped on anyway. The really kinky stuff
@shocking60, i was almost going to use a different phrasing but i really liked the wordplay
@Gatsby, a nut in the butt makes the world go 'round
@Gatsby, the idea of it is gross and a turn off
@Gatsby, it's a sign of trust
@PunnyBaker, but the anus only has one real muscle which is the only thing that would give pleasure. Whereas the vagina has many muscles and is designed for said pleasure.
@PunnyBaker, First girlfriend I ever had sex with was pretty kinky and really in to anal. Fun, but set me up with some unrealistic impressions of what a 'normal' sexual relationship was like.
@PunnyBaker, ..... sounds like experience talk to me
@Efrainlikesrain, one attempt. I threw in the towel before even hitting 1 inch. No thanks.
The rest of my info is honestly from talking to other girls lol
@PunnyBaker, i believe you, I was just trying to be comical
@Gatsby, it's the most fantastic thing ever
@Efrainlikesrain, i believed you were trying to be comical. I just also felt like oversharing lol
@MrPuffNStuff, yeah you have to be patient. Start with light poles and gradually if she starts to enjoy it start going a bit deeper. But 2 things:
1) stop means stop don't try to convince her that it will get better
2) lube is by far both of your best friends
@Slayer9200, What comes after a light pole? I think I must have been doing it wrong.
@Gatsby, hi I'm a girl and I actually quite enjoy anal I've never pooped on anyone nor did I feel like I was going to and yeah it's uncomfortable at first but I mean it gets way better after the first couple times. I understand it's not for everyone but I thought I'd share
@Oujosh29, Sometimes you only have 1 of 2 holes to choose from, pal, and mouths only take you so far.
@Gatsby, A woman cannot become pregnant this way. STDs are still a concern, but for a monogamous couple, this can be a solution when they are "in the moment" with no protection.
Queue shooting stars
@Permanentlyhandsome, he has become the meme
Let me get my magnum condom
He's astral projecting
Aside from people with hard poops, how does the average person clean down there well enough? My fear would be smell or actual poop because I feel its never really gone from the area. The bs about it being 6 inches in is not true from experience
Look at his eyes