Upvote if you touch yourself at night
(I like this new edit comment feature)
@MrJojo, i would lose my job for this laugh ill be honest
@MrJojo, it's for the greater good
@MrJojo, how do you even edit it????? 😂
@BoysGoToJupiter, I think it's currently only on latest android version, so I've been told
@MrJojo, if you edit the comment maybe posting the original comment in the the replies would be nice so those in the random section might enjoy what witty thing you said before.
@Runnin with scissors, I said
"Do you want to lose your job? Because that's how you lose your job.
Then again you probably make minimum wage and don't give a shjt."
I would be so pissed off if I got this. I asked for pineapple and I'd better get freaking pineapple
Pineapple on pizza is delicious and I'll fight you if you disagree with me.
@I Are Lebo, put em up
@PATBATTA, Dems fightin words.
@delusionalwino, u right
@delusionalwino, guys, guys, we can't keep bickering about this. We have a new enemy amongst us. Have you heared about these heathins dipping there pizza in milk!?!
@Firecracker Jim, Dems more fightin words!!!
@I Are Lebo, pineapple on pizza is gross, but I won't fight you about it because I think pineapple is gross in general, and everyone is entitled to their own opinions.
@delusionalwino, aw hell, why not. *does agressive windmill attack*
@Firecracker Jim, *Start flailing arms wildly*
@BIessthefaII, I like pineapple because it contains enzymes that digest meat. When you eat pineapple, it eats you back. That makes it the most metal fruit.
@I Are Lebo, thick pineapple ftw
@I Are Lebo, agree
@I Are Lebo, I stand with you, brother.
@I Are Lebo, brutal
@I Are Lebo, I ate so much pineapple one day that my tongue actually started bleeding from how raw it was. 'Twas the day I learned to respect the pineapple.
@I Are Lebo, That's your opinion, and you're entitled to it.
@I Are Lebo, but it is actually really good. The sweetness of the fruit balances out the saltines of the pizza itself, and the ham that is most commonly alongside the pineapple
@I Are Lebo, pineapple is good.. hot pineapple on pizza is not
@fabualbusdumbledore, all true
@Murphlins, hot pineapple on pizza is delicious. Grilled pineapple is pretty good, too.
@Murphlins, if made right the pineapple doesn't go on the pizza with the rest, but when there's only a minuet or so left in the oven so the pineapple doesn't get it hot, but still integrates into the pizza
@I Are Lebo, sadly.. it sounds like it must come down to fisticuffs.. select your battleground!
@I Are Lebo, i have never ordered pineapple on pizza but have eaten it plenty of times. Its not bad. I usually get more pizza in a group when someone orders it because I'm not picky
@I Are Lebo, amen brother. I just had some tonight. Amazing as always
@I Are Lebo, Fight me hoe.
@I Are Lebo, I'll fight you, not because of pineapple on pizza, that is amazing. I just love to fight!
@I Are Lebo, i got ur back homie
@I Are Lebo, I agree wholeheartedly sir. To be fair though, pineapple is great on everything.
I get that you don't like it...but you're not eating it. Not like they wanted a severed hand or anything (apparently you just get horrified looks when you ask)
Pineapple on some pizza is delicious!
But money that has been touched by several people and probably been farted on is ok.
At least you got money
I'd be pist, it my pizza and if I want pineapple on it you are gunna put pineapple on it, the hell I want your damn opinion for? Omg this makes me triggered
Not all heroes wear capes
@zac bagans, but, pineapple is good on a pizza.
@freshpri1, honestly I've never tried I was just trying to be funny and failed
Or you set this up for the attention
Pizza looks gross anyway
Probably wrote that himself
I wanted pineapple not your judgement
It's treason then
if I ever don't put bacon or something on a pizza because I don't like it, I'm getting fired
Are we just ignoring the shape of that pizza?
Opinions mean nothing in your workplace, even if I agree with him