Aw man I used to have sea monkeys (if this is the Englishman word for what I mean). Then one ate up all the others and became super big, and because I was like 7 and didn't know English very well I named him Bigstrongspeed. RIP Bigstrongspeed.
@A pet named Steve, I never understood sea monkeys what are they?
@Vault Tec, Well, they're NOT monkeys from the sea 😒
@A pet named Steve, That is precious. ^^
@Vault Tec, I do believe they're brine shrimp and are a very small type of crustacean. I should know, as I just learned a bit about them in one of my classes, but spring break made me forget everything.
@A pet named Steve, there can only be onee
@Vault Tec, I think ThePoison got it right. In Herman they're called prehistoric crabs, roughly translated.
@A pet named Steve, yes, Herman, my favorite language.
@A pet named Steve, also English, not Englishman. I'm too tired to check what autocorrect messed up again.
@Vault Tec, they're brine shrimp. They're basically a tiny, plentiful saltwater shrimp that a lot of fish like to eat.
@A pet named Steve, rip and what other language do you speak?
@jeewjitsu000, obviously Herman
@jeewjitsu000, from what I've learned (entirely from her own posting and my good memory) is that she knows English, German, and some Spanish. I may be wrong, however.
@A pet named Steve, great name. I shall name my firstborn that.
@A pet named Steve, I'm just waiting for someone to say their dicks name is Bigstrongspeed now...
@jeewjitsu000, German, a little French, even less croatian (just stuff like 'hello', 'how are you', 'you're annoying go away'), basic Latin but I forgot everything about it, and right now I'm trying to learn Japanese. But, German, English and maybe French are the only languages I really can speak.
@Smo Queed, in Spanish I can only say like hello, thank you, good day etc 😂 I made a comment about what I can speak, or, well, "speak".
@A pet named Steve, The only Latin you need to know is DEUS VULT!
@Gamasennin, In vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui
@Gamasennin, Gamasenninus asinus est 🐎
@A pet named Steve, How dare you speak that way about me! Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
Anyone else having issues with opening the app? Every time I open it's on hot....
@Texas Raised, I'm having the same issue. It's annoying.
@merimar3, so annoying :(
@Texas Raised, Hah. I thought it was my dumb phone but glad to see I wasn't the only one
@Texas Raised, I thought it was an intended feature, not an issue. Regardless, I hope they change it back soon.
@MrJojo, yes, worst feature
A baby is a pet?
Babies should be right below dragons, not way down there. And chickens need to be on here somewhere.
@Ajunta Pall, your own baby is the right placement. Friend's baby might be more fun
@Ajunta Pall, Unless the chart was made after a night of constant screaming. Hearing a high pitched crying scream, while your baby swings its fists and kicks their feet, fighting with all their might to stay awake... well it can drive you nuts.
Are you suggesting that ants are low effect and low fun? You will regret this day.
ANT ARMY ATTACK!
I think there's a line called "scary" somewhere near the top right that gets crossed
@Tyrellious, You got something to say about flying danger noodles?
@mssj7000, I am frightened of them
@Tyrellious, Imagine Dragonheart, Eragon, or Spirited Away.
@mssj7000, I like the long snakey dragons with no wings. But the winged ones I have always seen as mindless monsters of flame and greed
@Tyrellious, lol Those are the wyrms from Tolkien's books. Look up the ones I mentioned.
@mssj7000, I'm familiar with all three. Still only care for the wingless ones
Where's the pet rock?
I'll take two dragons please
I approve of dragons being where they are.
I am the freind with the dog
After having owned both a ferret and a cat, (as well as being a lazy piece o' crap) I can conclude that a ferret is actually more work than a cat.
Seeing as how you don't have to scrape poop out of your yard, cats should be farther left on this graph
Also since when do babies count as pets?
They need guinea pig I'd put it right by rabbit. I was ups say better then ferret because the don't smell of pee constantly
Maker of the graph is clearly a dog person. Biased pos
How are goldfish higher of the fun level than tamagotchis?
I just had a baby, and they are a shjt ton of effort, but when they are yours they are a lottle funner than that.
Tamaguchi. that was fun.
@Caligo, It should be further to the right though. Those things took a lot of effort to keep alive.
@ADHDBunniez, true. but it gave me joy for that effort. and then one day you forget to clean it and you find it drowned in its own shjt. the pain was too real. fun game 10/10
@Caligo, I didn't play it much as a kid, but it frustrated me when I did. Weird thing is, that made me wanna play it more.
I'm thinking about getting a cat this week. I've been humming and hawing about it for months now and I need some advice on whether or not to get two cats and what breed of cat to look for as someone who lives in an apartment complex and works nights.
Also, if I get one from a shelter, will it have all of the paperwork it needs and will it be spayed/neutered? Do I have to register anything with my city?
@Doctor Krieger, if you get two cats, get two that have already been socialized. In general, cats are okay being alone for longer periods of time than most animals. If you get two cats and they don't like each other DO NOT "let them sort it out." Either one will kill the other, or they will stress each other out for the rest of their lives. There are guides with how to socialize two cats. Also a good idea to get two females rather than a male and female or two males. Males are much more territorial so they will fight more often and they spray a pretty foul smelling liquid if they think their territory is threatened or they think a female will want to mate with them (neutering lessens this but rarely fully eliminates this problem). Cats of most breeds are very similar in personality as opposed to dogs where every breed acts quite differently, so try to pick a specific cat from your shelter instead of looking for a breed.
@Doctor Krieger, a shelter will have all the necessary paperwork. I don't believe you would need anything registered with the city unless it's of a breed that specifically needs a license (a lynx or something similar for example). Nearly every shelter will have their animals spayed and neutered within a week of accepting them into the shelter, as well as getting most of their required shots (depending on exactly how long they've been at the shelter, they may be missing a couple). The shelter often will also have a list of recommended shots that are not required but should be done.
@Doctor Krieger, also two things about vet visits for cats, the better news first: try to take your cat for occasional car rides just for fun. If you only bring them into the car for vet visits, cars will stress them out and they will be very resistant about going along anywhere. And the more somber part: cats are basically obsessed with individual strength and will almost never show weakness. That means you have to watch them pretty carefully to know if anything is wrong. If your cat is looking sick, it's probably a good idea to get them a check up because they're probably worse than you think.
@tiburon, alright, thanks.
Snakes should be a little higher at least.
I love where babies are placed 😂
Tomagochi should be right next to babies
@Bettafishj8, woah, bruh, Tomagochi was the shjt
Cats are nowhere near dogs for effort