Christ, this is too fvcking accurate.
I like to think of myself to be bold and brash
What's this from
@SandpaperFleshlight, The Eric Andre show. Watch, laugh, love.
Unrelated but I am hungover as all hell, anyone got some remedies that always gets them in their feet that I can use cuz I'm dying over here
@TORGUE FLEXINGTON, greasy bacon sandwich and gatorade
@TORGUE FLEXINGTON, keep drinking. You can't get a hangover if you stay drunk
Good to hear I haven't set my sights too high then