And for being uninsured the baby is fined 5k while incurring 22k in medical bills
No, this is 2017. Now we give the baby a participation trophy just for being born/making it feel special for doing something that everyone else did too, all so we don't "hurt it's feelings"
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, Achievement Unlocked - 99%
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, let's be honest, that was for the parents of the kid and not the kid themselves despite the harm it does do to them
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, If there was one thing my grandma said that probably some comedian said first, which is worse: The people who got a participation trophy, or the people jealous they didn't get a participation trophy?
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, but it was the fastest sperm, it gets a trophy for winning the race
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, i never understand why so many people make a big deal about participation trophies. No kid I knew, including myself, gave 2 sh*ts about the tiny little crappy trophy everyone were given. How could it make us feel special if every single kid got one? I'm actually glad I have them because it reminds me of all those teams I played on with my friends growing up. I feel like most kids view them more as souvenirs rather than accomplishments.
@Blue Shirted Guy, that's a good way of putting it. I'm just laughing about the overly sensitive people who downvoted me because what I said probably triggered them haha
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, its*. But here's a trophy for trying 🏆
Only been born a minute and she's already checking the baby's privilege
Zoom for dat ass
@Pollepels, dude he's like 5 minutes old
Oh no, im having A Serbian Film flashbacks
@ImNotRacistBut, I mean spanks, Obama.