@Donald Trump, that is just a gross/awesome comment
@Leftyraydy, disturbing, yet satisfying - similar to my sexual encounters.
@Donald Trump, I'm gonna grab you by the pvssy if you keep talking to me like this.
@Leftyraydy, promise? Don't tease me, just please me.
@Donald Trump, I only aim to please never to tease
@Donald Trump, Pearly White.... You mean
One for every color of the rainbow
@Ephemera, I guess no one has to ask what you do in your spare time
@Ephemera, I get that your comment is a joke, and a good one at that. But like can you imagine how many times you would have to jerk off for that.
The cheapest Ferrari(according to Google) is $188,425. There are 7 colors in a rainbow, so that's 1,318,975 jerk off sessions.
If you jerked off 3 times a day every day of the year it would take you 1204 years of age.
@Pilsberydoyghman, 3 times a day is for amateurs
@Ephemera, I believe that's around 17,000,000 different colors
@Pilsberydoyghman, I mean, my record is 17 in a day. My average is probably around 3-4 though... but if I got paid I could bump that up I bet!! Ferrari here I come!
365 days in a year... Saying you at the most did it once every day, that would give you 5840 dollars after 16 years. So even after 30 years you'd only have about 11k.
@Mr Literal, with one of the cheapest costing 188,000, to afford one you would have to masturbate 32 times a day for 16 years. (Waits for challenge accepted comment)
@Mr Literal, im 18 years old and id have about 15,000 dollars from masturbating so not bad
@Mr Literal, once a day? Pathetic...
Help me im so sad and alone i need friends
@Mr Literal, Oh now all the mathematicians come out.
I think I could just afford the factory
Green, of course
I did the math, assuming I masturbated twice a day, I'd have at this point $6,878.88. Not quite enough
I don't think I could buy a Ferrari. Let's see... That's *mumble* times *mumble*... Carry the one... Oh, and then there's... Multiply by... Oh, dear God!
I think you mean what model of private jet I would buy.
Why dream so slow? Im gonna Beat it until I can afford a space shuttle.
I wouldn't have to pick, I'd have multiple
If I had that much money, I might be half way to a cheap house in Sydney
You mean my 4 Ferraris?
Honestly I think I could maybe buy a bicycle but that's about it...
How about a Marauder not dome fvking Ferrari I want a real car!
My Lamborghini Veneno would be red
Black, and another one yellow.
I still wouldn't have any money.
Not everyone likes Ferraris, ya know
So...Hmm I'd...Oh hell give me everything
Ferrari? Hell no. I'd have 2 BMW E36 M3s. One with the straight six and one with a V8
I'd get my own jet, get my family out of debt, finish college, and live in a multi-million dollar home
@UncommonSense, i can single handedly payoff everyone student loans
White, less stains