Number 4 is redundant.
@Immac, I've been thinking about this and I'm trying to figure out which is redundant. Is it the lack of pants that kills men? The no periods? Or is it just that they're women in general and I seem to be missing the whole point of your comment?
@not quite bob, Yes
@Immac, that.... is the single most brilliant and profound language I have ever laid my programming oriented eyes on. Jolly good show sir! I say have an upvote!
That's a siren not a damn mermaid
@The guy with the gun, Sirens have legs
@The guy with the gun, in one of the later pirates of the carribean movies they are mermaids that lure men to their death.
@The guy with the gun, sirens can be dudes too. The only way to kill them is to stab them with a bronze dagger dipped in the blood of someone it infected. Bobby Singer to the rescue.
@Mr Literal, Yes but it's important to remember that that subplot sucked, so who cares
@The guy with the gun, in the original tales, sirens are part bird, not part mermaid. This further reinforces that they aren't mermaids.
Plus, free clam bra.
I'm a man and I already do that
@Shzeah, are you Donald Trump?
Well if what i learned from Futurama is true the sex sucks. So being a mermaid would suck
And the fish smell is justified
When the no period is the craziest thing on the list
But you poop like a goldfish...