When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then, when you said that you might want to have kids, and I wasn't so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you definitely didn't want to have kids? Who had it reversed back? Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap! I did! You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!
@Blue Shirted Guy, i just got done watching that episode for the fisrt time, great moment
@Blue Shirted Guy, haha the office. I love it
@APrettyFartSmeller, i wish I could wipe my memory just to experience that episode and show again for the first time
"Also do you happen to do post birth abortions?"
@Thinlizzy, I got some bleach, a wet fork, and a wall outlet. Is that sufficient?
@Thinlizzy, "Hilary lost the election, sir. Murder still isn't cool, apparently."
At least he follows his own advice.
inb4 that's the joke
Vasectomy? Shut up and grab some tissue paper old man
Ha! Now you'll never have the possibility of enjoying a younger sibling! Come to think of it what's being an only child like.... Perhaps you can help me figure this one out?
@not quite bob, peaceful unless your parents are home.
@Ajunta Pall, intriguing word choice. I thank you for your insight into the "single child paradigm" good sir
Or, ya know,.... Do a better job at parenting
I know it's not the point but, if I had said that to my dad when I was young I'd still be in the hospital today.