"A man opens up his Funny Pics app to a new update, and a long pic with many words. The man says to himself 'Fvck this shlt, I ain't reading all that' and moved on to the next pic."
@VibratingButtChomper, I've seen longer
@VibratingButtChomper, he bets someone money to drink a lot of beer. A guy leaves, comes back and does it. guy asks where he went. other guy says to another pub to see if he could do it.
@the Dank Secret, that's what she said.
Hello ccommunoty of funnypics I forgot to do a paper and now I need a 3 minute speech about justice does anyone have sokethingnof that sort
@Splinter, google dude. It's a 3 minute speech, I can argue with myself in public over nothing for longer than that.
@Splinter, you're about to get a 3 minute speech about the injustice you just performed against the English language.
@Splinter, hey that's the same topic we currently talk about in Religion class. I would send you a really goof Poetry slam that we watched in class, but it's all in German. Honestly though that's three minutes and justice is a topic where you can talk for a lot of time, more than three minutes
@Splinter, Justice, huh? Well, I'm not too sure about the rest of the speech but just be sure, and don't forget this, to let your listeners know... JUSTICE! RAINS FROM ABOVE!!!!
@Splinter, I can already tell you are not getting 100% on that paper.
TL:DR... Bet it was super duper funny though!
Something tells me this didn't really happen .....
@anyusername1234, something tells me that man is dead from alcohol poisoning
Good*** not goof, Christ sake
I don't drink so I have no clue how impressive that would be
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, To drink that much, alcohol poisoning level.
@ADHDBunniez, actually guinness is fairly low in alcohol content, he'd have a mild buzz. However, he'd be in danger of rupturing his stomach with that much liquid at once.
@Hellabaloo, He drank 20 in total in about 20 minutes, if my calculations were correct. That's still a lot of alcohol.