"Noo" isn't convincing to women. First mistake.
@RAM Card, to be fair nothing is
@Lisa Ann, how about "no you do not look fat. You look hot. You look so hot I'm worried about losing my job because I can't stop thinking of your gorgeous face and your awesome body and my productivity is suffering because I keep catching myself just sitting and thinking of you."
I want to duck you
No, you ARE fa---