Snake? Snake?!?! SNAAAAAAAKE!?!?!?
@pasjulio, That's a solid reference.
@Quoth the Revan, very solid. You could even say it's metal.
@dichbute, "Must be Italian"
I mean, it does say ground...
I mean, it is UPS Ground Shipping Edit: Ack I mean Fed Ex! Thank you for the power of editing!
@Watguy, are you sure it's UPS?
Your package will be first.
@Vozzici, really, I just commented just to see what my April fools profile pic was. I'm moderately happy that I am a trebuchet, which is vastly superior to the catapult.
Just in case there's a crash, it'll protect the truck and whatever the truck hits.
"Ah, the one that got away."
The movers got EVERYTHING!
Take that, UPS!