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@lockke, just grab the fifth grade boss by the ankles and swing him in a circle knocking all the others down.
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@lockke, now what if the waves came in multiples of 10 (e.g. 10, 20, 30...) with a higher grade boss every 5 waves (5th grader, 6th grader...)?
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@Tipathearrow, I think I'd make it to the 11th or 12th grade, but I'd have to start fighting dirty at that point.
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@lockke, you mean you wouldn't fight dirty to start with?
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@Huffman880, Fighting 2nd graders is kinda dirty on it's own. Even if they were all feral.
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@Tipathearrow, what weapons can we use? I don't condone killing children but this sounds like a self defense issue.
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@BearDaniels, how about only things you can find in a school
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@Tipathearrow, ok I'll use a padlock tied to some string and swing it around. I think I could take on even the 12th graders if I'm not too tired by that point.
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@Tipathearrow, So, knives, pepper spray, tear gas, brass knuckles, baseball bats, golf clubs, saws, glass bottles, and if you count the parking lot as part of the school, shotguns, deer rifles, and probably a few handguns.
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@Gamasennin, where the heck did you go to school
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@Xarzith, The middle of nowhere, Midwest
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Something something something.. sandyhook
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@Half Black Man, jesus christ
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@Half Black Man, honestly one of my favorite comments ever😂😂
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@Half Black Man, holy $hit lol
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@Half Black Man, if you downvote this comment then you are apart of the problem
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@Half Black Man, this doesn't appear to be showing as top comment, but it clearly has the most thumbs
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@ExpansionOfTime, because downvotes from sensitives
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@ExpansionOfTime, the thumbs down outweighs the thumbs up so it won't show as top comment unless he gets more thumbs up
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@ExpansionOfTime, because of the two downvotes
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@Half Black Man, #bestcomments
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@Half Black Man, I don't get it....
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@Half Black Man, Hahahaha and this is why our community will always be better than ifunny
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@ExpansionOfTime, the number of upvotes is divided by the number of downvotes to give a grand total, which right now is about 24
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@Half Black Man, that was beautiful
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@Half Black Man, look the Alex Jones video about Sandy hook on YouTube weird stuff
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Depends...can we use chairs and make them feel like they're in the WWE???
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@troubled panda, upvote for making their dreams come true while beating them to death
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@DustMonkey, well it didn't say we had to kill them. I mean up to a point they would probably run home if you poke them with a pillow. So that makes waves 1-8 easy enough.
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@mas2de, in my mind it was a fight to the death. If they are sending wave after wave, they don't want me alive.
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@DustMonkey, true enough
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Hold the fvck up, did anyone else's user icon get reset by the last update?
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@Cabbage Salesman, it was a April fools joke but I really wanna know if it's gonna be fixed at some point
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@Cabbage Salesman, yep
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@Cabbage Salesman, yupp
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Do they have weapons? Whats the time between waves? We need more information! But probably 252.
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Well my court day next week is because I got through 18 of them so that's a good baseline for me
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@Mose Schrute, WWEEEEAAAKKK!
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42
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@Ray213, that's weak ya nerd. I could take 100-200 easy
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@Aegislash, But 42 is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.
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@ADHDBunniez, you have opened my eyes
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@Aegislash, When I first mentioned this quote to one of my teachers back in high school he asked me what it was from, so I said "Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and he asked me if I was using it as a guide to hitch hike, and I then had to explain it was a book/movie/TV series. (For those who see this and don't know the reference)
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@ADHDBunniez, I've seen that book in my parents room (im a young'ne)
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@Aegislash, I'm 21, I only know it cause my dad told me about it.
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@Aegislash, Remember youngling, when the temple is attacked do not trust master Skywalker.
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@ADHDBunniez, so we're not so different eh?
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@Aegislash, I guess not. Are you also a bunny who plans annoying people's murders in your head?
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I'd one punch man those kids
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What was this person high off of to think this up?
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@mas2de, oh my good Sweet Lord baby cheesus. THANK YOU Stuck pixel for adding this edit button.
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It depends do they bite?? How much Xp do I get after each wave? Weapon upgrades?
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All y'all saying you could take on infinite or hundreds ain't ever been in a fight before. Assuming they are all actively trying to kill you, even if they weren't able to do any damage to you you'd get tired af by the time you hit maybe a hundred, probably less. Unless you have a firearm with unlimited ammo or something. Smh Internet tough guys these days.
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You use God mode.
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7
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I saw that movie Cooties. I no longer have faith in my abilities...
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StuckPixels it's April 3rd please turn us back!!
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I have 6 Nephews and a niece. They try that anyway... Bring it on.
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Hmmm 5th graders are almost my size
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My record so far was 106 (10.5 waves). The second 5th grader had a shiv on her
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They have straps these days so i am down by the third
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Maybe 10. Then I'd be winded
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Maybe 16 waves max
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Is this supposed to be one of those autistic school shooter memes
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Can we make this a movie series, Grade Wars: Return of the Preschoolers
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Give me a good fighting song and I can clear wave 50 no problem.
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Just keep life regen high, armor high, and you can go afk 5ever.
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Depends on how drink I am.
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How many Pea Shooters and Wall Nuts do I get?
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Depends on what neighborhood they're from.
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Let's find out. I'm not afraid to hit a 2nd grader with another 2nd grader.
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Depends on what you have as a weapon
All of them.... indefinitely.