For the fvcks that I gave,
Are no longer there;
I give no fvcks, you see,
And I don't fvcking care.
I don't give a fvck about this,
And no fvcks about that;
I give no fvcks about anything,
No fvcks like a cat.
So whatever you think,
Or even try to say;
Shut the fvck up, kind sir,
And have a nice fvcking day.
I'm like 90% sure this is the original version that Dr.Seuss wanted to publish but his editor was a lil b!tch
*sniff* that was beautiful.
I'd say this was great, but I just don't give a f*ck
It's funny because of the F word.
I call foul on the 5th stanza - rhyming a word with itself.
@BigGoodWolf, well I have five words for you.