Or he's trying to cover something small and white with something black and longer, if you catch my drift
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, we should all be so lucky.
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, i do but i dont want to
Upstanding? You mean ou... ooooOHHH
Oh wait, he's dead.
When my dog lies like this he lets it all hang out. I say,"Joe! Cover your shame!" And he pulls his tail over his liverspotted old man testicles
No, he is riding a unicycle
When I cover my penis while sleeping on my back, they say, "sir wake up, this is bed bath and beyond, please leave" weird how cats and people are different.
Or maybe because he doesn't want you to keep taking pictures of his junk while he sleeps hrmmm?