*Pulls Diet Coke out of nowhere* (hope you guys get the joke)
@eleven, Percy Jackson hell yeah
@CrazyManInaBox, Percy Jackson the god of wine is a camp director but no wine so he drinks Diet Coke that he pulls out of nowhere
@eleven, as long as it turns blue I'm fine with that
@eleven, we're now friends whether you like it or not
Hamlet: "o fvck!"
@Waskly wabbit, it was "o fvck" actually
@WickedStyx, fixed it, thank you
@Waskly wabbit, happy to help
In Lysistrata, the character for whom the play is named ends the Peloponisian War by convincing the women fo Greece to swear off sex until the men make peace. The city states made peace by drawing a map on a naked woman and pointing out the parts of the woman they liked the most therefore getting the land displayed there. Sparta got the ass.
What did you expect from the god of wine?
@Dr Potato, orgies involving nymphes and drunk satyrs.
@wiseheadlesschicken, isn't that how Sparta fell in the mythology? Or was it another city?
@Dr Potato, no, it's just what Dionysus was involved in sometimes.
Dionysus are killed millions of years ago by a big asteroid. The more you know?