Pedobear gets the Washington elementary yearbook
"Spit it out right now!"
@Foxdude28, I had the dictionary. The word was market and the sentence was, "Selling illegally at high prices products which are not usually available." ...
Too much salt. ok than?
@Foxdude28, "i believe a doughtnut should have a true hole."
"the great purges involving thousands of people..." -george orwell 1984
@TuMadre, "...didn't look much older than I was." The Darkest Minds
'we started with a latin lesson'
Mine says "He is a nice guy"
"What really angered Cole about the bear was that it stood there frozen on the shoreline without any sign of fear."
@Whydoineedausername, touching spirit bear. Win.
Mine says "i cringe and close my eyes" ..........uhmmm
The Hunger Games... "Someone else enters the room, and when I look up, I'm surprised to see it's the baker, Peeta Mellark's father." Umm, okay then...
"please don't eat me" :/
I had a book on Buddah's life and teachings. " His gait will be strait" sure " gait".
"well, I'll be damned"
I had the Karma Sutra right next to me so... Yeah.
I opened a dictionary ad got "bishop: A Christian clergyman with high rank. I don't like where this is going..
I picked up a Dean Koontz book. "A stark and foreboding land barely touched by man." LOL
"it jut didn't occur I me that we would be able to get out at the other end."
I did it and got "you don't want to be sticking your nose in there".......
Huckleberry finn... "i had my pipe en a plug er dog-leg en some matches in my cap, ed dey warn't wet, so i 'uz all right." wait what?
The closest book to me is my nephew's 12 page children's book... Yay nonexistent sex life! *tear*
"Aiiiieeeeeee!" I swear to god that's the first sentence in this book.
I turned too page 45 of my sketch book it's blank... THIS THING WORKS !!!! Cause there is nothing ( get it ) nudge nudge
All mine said was "face." -__-
"even then, what's the worst? You'd get blood on the seats when they drove to the emergency room?" thanks New Moon.
Mine says, " Hurry, get out of there! It's about to explode!" o.0
mine is "He took a few drops in his mouth and rolled them experimentally over his tongue."
He was tall, well built, handsome and an excellent athlete.
The closest book to me said "how'd they even show up here?"
Here's mine from the catcher in the rye-Then he really let one go at me, and the next thing I knew I was on the goddam floor again.
Picks up Mythology Book: "He(Pan) was always in love with one nymph or another, but always rejected because of his ugliness." *Forever alone*
I got a sentence about an American and russian satellite colliding over Siberia in 2009. What does this mean?
@Savol456, it's out of this world
"I guess so," Roberts mom said, laughing.
"His uncle entered the bedroom." Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I am neither here nor there, but there- a little to the left. Interesting, Demetri Martin
I bet this one is the creepiest one yet. "He is sai to find the screams of his dying victims restful and relaxing."
I picked up the Hunger Games...
Mine said 'we wanted you so badly' .... o__o ...
To Kill A Mockingbird.
@the fly OMG WE GOT THE SAME THING! Harry potter and the goblet of fire!
"It made me so nervous it made me crazy!"
I went to the bible and it said " we will marry their daughters and they will marry ours."
"meetings were held every evening of the week, the place was filled, many groaned under the sense of their sin and guilt, sought mercy with cries and tears" wtf is wrong with me
Dafuq is that portrait behind him
Mine was "he was already dead when he went into the tank"
Looks to right: "collectors edition skyrim official strategy guide" O_o
@Mister Torgue, ;)
Bible- Should we have treated or sister like a prostitute?
Mine said "what did you expect" -_-
I look over the fountain again and as I watch the rise and fall of the water I know that my pause gives me away. @LucyInTheSky, every comment you have posted, I have replied to. I am determined to talk to you.
"all is done in the name of your protection, to prevent you-know-who getting in you" wtf deathly hallows?
@Whydoineedausername It's funny because the name of that book is "Touching Spirit Bear"
We slog down to the train in silence..
*looks on table* *50 Shades of Gray*
My sex life involves Miranda Priestley and the press?....Sweet....
Completa la biografía de la atleta olímpica Jenifer Rodriguez con el pretérito. I hate Spanish.
My closest book was "The Joy of Sex"
hunger games mockingjay i got:i remember all of the lies Haymich told me and peeta to get us to do what he wanted soo ya
Neither a borrower nor a lender be.......
"I guess that you can find crooks almost anywhere, honey"
Mine was "but the lad refused his assistance with his weapon." *foreveralone*
"This result reveals that we need a value for Xbus to calculate t." probably shouldn't have chosen a Physics textbook
I did it with my book and got they're here.
"Did you play with balls or dolls when you were young?"
Now because of the new commenting format everyone wants to be last. Brace yourselves...
Vicious foreign predators
Devil in the White City: "Holmes knew-everyone knew-that as skyscrapers soared and the stockyards expanded their butchery, the demand for workers would remain high, and that workers and their supervisors would seek to live in the city's suburbs, with their promise of smooth macadam, clear water, decent schools, and above all untainted by the stench of rotting offal from the Union Yards." Damn you Erik Larson, that doesn't even make sense
"Now he stood before her, his hair corkscrewed, a faint and rather foolish grin on his face" -The Stand by Stephen King.
"He was just a kid!"
"Octavian, he's a legacy, descendant of Apollo."- The Son Of Neptune. Too bad my names not Octavian
@benwolblitz9, that was the second closest book to me.
"Instead he came to a snap diagnosis of bowel obstruction..." -cutting for stone...oh god why
I just did this with harry potter and the order of the Phoenix. The first line o page 45 says "and then his uncle entered the room" 0.o
"A couple of guys were discussing the accident."
"She's gonna do something to me!" Yaa!!
"She stood there and stared in awe at its greatness."
Well I learned my lesson on getting a ride from her!
Japanese dictionary "ぶちこわす": ruin, break, or destroy.(￣▽￣)
Attack of the vampire weenies and other warped and creepy tales by david lubar , "I pointed at him, 'You're not a vampire,'" um, lol, wut?
We slog back to the train in silence....
Mine said "Alien or Genie,I couldn't tell."
Mine was from "Warriors: Into the Wild" by Erin Hunter and said, "Probably all night." ;)
Hedwig didn't return the next morning....
"To calm herself downshe talked to them and tried to guess whether each one was a boy or girl." O_o
My book doesnt have that many pages
Fahrenheit 451 "He opened his mouth..."
"So well intended, yet so insulting." -Mocking Jay
"He looked like one mean motherf*cker who shouldn't be messed with." 0_o
There was this moment of silence as we realized what she done
"I want to be dry" - skulduggery Pleasant
Picks up biology book "oh god why"
@Krayolacrow, I had a book on the anatomy of cats.
Mine was "Things just didn't turn out the way I thought they would,"...
Blank Math notebook... -.- 'nother one...
this is the funniest thing!! ooh afjsgakabvskagklxhawnna xD
"This will be his fondest memory" -Edward Sawtelle
"like 20 years"
Mine said "luke looked at him in disbelief"
Oh god loll
"We passed the Commons by where the admissions office was."
Mine was from Children of the Lamp the line went, "I turn up the air-conditioning?" So i guess im hot.
"Don't eat that!"
"Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous?"
My little sister's Dora book: "It was too big to fit through the tunnel" Okaaaaaaay...
I saw some D's in that music up in the first frame...
So i was taking a crap. The nearest book was readers digest. Turned to page 45 and it said "Get back to what's good with choke full o' nuts coffee"
Tom said: Oh, please,Auntie, don't pull it out, it don't hurt no more.
Mine was fatigue fighting lol
My new friend climbed up the zigzag rails and straddled the top. o_O
I can relate..
Mine says "Wizard indeed!" -Harry Potter :)
Hm...*Grabs The Art of War"* "Therefore the skillful leader subdues the enemy's troops without any fighting; he captures their cities without laying siege to them; he overthrows their kingdom without lengthy operations in the field." OH GOD WHY
This is a bad place to be a spook... Thing Not Seen
"For God sake's, No!"
"She runner each string downwards with her palms until jf passed the buttocks and slipped down to the floor around her feet." wtf...
I had foxtrot near me and it was during eillen jason breakup so it was " eilenn u need to let me explain"
Sai Fong stopped speaking and smoked his pipe silently. 0.0 ???
TROLLS TROLLS TROLLS :(((((((((
I did that. "Come on, admit it" is what it said
Gosh the thumb down trolls are quite active today...
I'm sitting next to 50 Shades Darker, so...
The picture in the background... Its watching
"it is not known exactly what particular secretion signals the presence of prey: pheromones,blood, ect. " sounds awesome. Btw cool picture.
"Plot the points for the function f(x) and draw a line through them."
So thin and absorbent -_/
"lot of dust" I was reading Watchmen...
Offer to wash the car with your tongue..
'David stared at the hole in her chest, the clamps dangling inside like Christmas decorations from hell, and finally came out of his paralysis'
A product of the nineteeth century.
mine is we slog back on the train in silence. ?
I looked at my watch... Wtf?
Mine said, "this is crazy."
^if ya know what I mean?
The book is called echoes I had a bookshelf next to me so I counted 44 from the bottom (including a kids book 45) and opened up
My vag hurts like hairy diarrhea
why is there music notes on the first frame
I like his shirt
Why did I have to dump dwight?
Shukin moved back to join them
"Shukin moved back to join them" haha!
We have to let it burn out now - lord of the flies
Mine was "Oz, Alice is calling Alice."...•_•
We slog back to the train in silence
@Spencer Kaminski, I love Spanish. Why do you hate it?
Whydoinusername ve read touching spirit bear hes stupi ie cole and peter is emo after attack
Mine says " Mom only let's me go online for an hour eah da
I like the fourth line. "I don't WANT to go!"
It's even weirder cos he's topless.
Where the hell is his shirt?
I had two books next to me. I got "He's got the gift of prophecy, supposedly." And "Great."
Does anyone wonder why he doesn't have a shirt?
"And once the bell rang, the all ran into the bus." Orgy??
Mine was starting the trip. :o
Every exercise took a mass of organization and involved a complicated safety audit as well as careful consideration of what ten-to twelve-year-old trainees were capable of."
"He thought of her as a tool."
Woohoo! Mitch Albom!
Lord of the rings "during the next year or two he turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise"
Tried this... "How'd they even show up here?"
"It's okay if you're not ready to give up meat altogether."
Percy looked down the huge cliff
I'm reading beowolf
"Marcus offers him the knife" ... Umm
I used my Italian to English and English to Italian Dictionary it said "botto" which means bang so... yeah
"That's not important right now."
Aye. Is mine
"Lord Ciel." From Black Butler IV
Okay so I don't have a book but I have a hunting magazine. On page 45 it's an advertisement for a gun. It says "Accuracy is only the beginning."
"If the war is to be won, then it must be done by the Vietnamese" What does this mean?
"The task is to unravel it" -Dune.
I looked in the book I was reading and it said,"yea. But we are already done expolring here."
"It was so big, in fact, that scalding tears slid down his cheeks."
"Then it sank its teeth into his flesh".
Said "that man's a simpleton"
"Collars are choking"
"If only I had more time," Holly said. - one of the Artemis Fowl books
He heard a slight groan (hitch hikers guide to the galaxy)
Edgar Allan Poe.......da heck?
If you read this far down you have no life. Just sayin'
@BullShrimp, No life: achieved.
Now Gandalf led the way. -The Hobbit o_O
I'm in world religion right now, the first sentence on page 45 is "Oral teachings"
Indeed it was, for as they approached, Milo could see crowds of people pushing and shouting their way among the stalls, buying and selling, trading and bargaining.
@Mine Turtle, The phantom tollboth
Carrying a pistol .
Enter, said matt at a slight hesitation
Mine was "I imagine Sydney Hills standing next to me." The imagine part is right....
"Two full years later, the pharaoh dreamed he was standing near the Nile river"... Does that mean it was bad or good
I tried it mine said "you are a bold one no wonder you get beaten
"it was the biggest thing in the town, and everybody I met was full of it." heart of darkness
"See if you can't do something about those freckles"
"No!" -city of bones. ( ._.)
THE NEAREST BOOK IS A FAMILY PHOTO ALBUM! OH GOD
"The effect was instant."
...and there was lighting.
"I think you're ready" was mine
"No fish swam into the net" For some reason I found this hillarious.
"and i was tired as well"
just like any other, she put it in the keyhole and turned it a little, and the door sprang open.
"She would try to make it sway from side to side on the floor above it" It was a Nancy Drew book. _
"So this is what my room looks like" should....should I be worried o.O
It reminded fisher of New York's central park with enough hills ponds bike paths playgrounds tennis courts and cafes that it had become one of Montreal's default get together spots
Someone do this for fifty shades of grey
I got "what do u want?"
Butterflies and kittens with big eyes.
"Mine say confident girls who weave here and there" great gatsby
From a dance of dragons
"As Dany stood, her Tokar began to slip."
*insert me gusta face*
(I am male)
I chose white fang. Alive and happy and proud
All of them stopped what they were doing to look at Nathan . I'm notnatnathan I'm his dad hod that happen. Wished on the same penny
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter: "Daddy told me to pull up the reins so he could have a listen." o3o;;; uhm... I'm not sure how to respond...
"are on her now, burrowing in, chewing and tearing at her gushing abdomen." What?
God.... Anyone else hate touchscreens?
"It was no good anyway". Lol btw wtf is the painting in the background of the second frame?
Mine says: "What are you going to do to him?"
Mine is described as though tempted to explain the rise in temperature, Logan FDIC not want to give away the surprise
@Goal stopper, sorry did not
My nearest book happens to be 50 shade of freed
Mine's: 'A close relationship will also mean protection from the other members of the pride"
A close relationship will also mean protection from other members of the pride. Life of pi
"the sun is the source of energy for most living things." i grabbed a textbook.
Mine was a dictionary, no joke. The top of pg. 45 had the definition of athlete's foot
"It was cool" The Homework Machine v
We read that book in freshman English last year ._.
"it was so hard to resist." thats genuine
"Here we are, poised on the precipice of 'suicide slope'." .
"Picking up everything within reach and throwing it in the trunk" apparently I like anal.
"We have to!" ... Should i be woried at that..?
"...she fell in love with a Muslim teaching assistant from Syria." okay then.
"Guess I was just her favourite, that, or the most useful" oh wow I like this
Mine says "We've all been through a lot if weird stuff." ;) if you know what I mean
That book is amazing.
"That doesn't matter right now" Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief.
Opened normal psychology it said "together to process sight, touch, hearing and other signals from our senses" sounds about right!
I also got “Everything
was now in an uproar, some calling for their pistols,
some for their horses, and some for another flask of
Mine says, “Mr. Sherlock Holmes, who was usually very late in the mornings, save upon those not infrequent occasions when he was up all night, was seated at the breakfast table.” Uh, OK then.
"It's time to investigate that dark, dark tunnel."
Slowly his hands relaxed, and he began to tremble... -The Lord Of The Rings, The Fellowship Of The Ring, Book One
I got "An amazing journey with everything he owned" :P LOL
"It's perfect because your here"
"Peeta's the baker's son." Hmm well then.............. about those Mets
leading people to their death is not always the wisest thing to do....
I did this and the book said all crowd gather around the garden listening to the noise
Probably one of the best pictures on stuck pixel. I am pleased.
@LovelyLlama awww that's like the best comment i've ever read and i know you probably won't see this, but hey i'm talking to you :)
Dr. Ndefo- also known as albert 3-d, in reference to his three degrees: one in archeology, one in anthropology, and one in egyptology-greeted them next to the eight foot tall sarcophogus that stood just inside the entrance, dwarfing anyone who passed by.
Wow this was posted months ago I demand the evil copyright monster
Page 45 of "Machinery's Handbook"... Uh-oh...
Mine says "Well Pete...You can't say we tried to warn you." WTF!!
He sometimes used to much force
"Miss Sophie Turner, who taught fifth and sixth grades, had bestowed a great honor on us when she had chosen our fields to pick in." Well, apparently I'll have sex with a slave driver
We slog back to the train in silence.