@A Math Dealer, "Not in my house"
@A Math Dealer, Finally, a picture where my name is relevant.
@SomeGuyWithAChair, *jumps the counter*
@Unamused Llama, Suck chair! *swings chair*
@SomeGuyWithAChair, *llama brains fly all over*
*I am carted away by two parallamedics*
*I die in the hospital, my poor llama wife weeping beside me*
*my three starving llama children (Llamiam Neeson, Barack Ollama, and Llamra Croft. Two boys, one girl. Age six. Triplets.) are forced to beg for money on the street corner*
*my llama wife, Jennifer Llamrence, takes on many jobs to put food on the table*
*eventually the house must be sold and debt collectors take everything*
*my widowed llama wife dies from overwork*
*Llamiam Neeson joins an alpacca gang and does not show at his mother's funeral*
*he eventually dies in a shootout against a gang if billy goats*
*Llamra Croft is killed in a car accident at the age of 27, drunk at the wheel and five months pregnant*
*Barack Ollama gets addicted to hard oats and eventually starts dealing*
*after getting busted trying to sell to an undercover officer he spends five years in llama-jail*
*he turns his life around and becomes a motivational speaker for young llamas and alpaccas struggling with addiction*
*he lives to be 94 years old*
@Unamused Llama, Sweet llama jesus i think i went too far.
@Unamused Llama, Nice story by the way.
@ZeroG1422, more like "WHACK"
SURPRISE MOTHA FÜCKA
They said watching wrestling is a waste of time
"HE HIT HIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR!"
@x2 6x 9 lol, GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!
We are half way to a con-chair-to
Deserved it. Deserved it so much.
*Annoucer voice* " oh look!! the Mad Chashier is picking up a chaaaaaaaair!!!"
*Old peasant lady from shrek*
"Give him the chair!!"
BY GAWD A STEEL CHAIR! THE ROBBERS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!
-JR probably at some point
It's El Kabong!
Is that the smallest knife in the world?