"Sir I'm working as fast as I can.. your couch will be fixed"
@the Dank Secret, *later*
"Hey, you didn't fix my couch at all! You just scratched it up more!"
"Well, sir, what did you expect? I'm a cat."
@I Are Lebo, and also, your tranny is shot and that will be $4500, thanks
"Hey how's the repair going?" *cat slides out* "well it looks like your transmission is all chewed up, you got any dogs?" "Well yeah we just got a puppy." *the cat slides back in* "that's all I need to know."
You have coin for kajhit? No? Then goodbye
Bell out of order please knock
Knock knock. Screw tou