Does your kid eat their own shjt?!
Oh they do....my condolences
@Taquito Speedo, I saw I got here pretty early and was gonna try to come up with something witty in hopes of getting the top comment, but, though you have no upvotes yet, I can already tell all upvotes will be going to your awesome comment
@password123, I appreciate the prediction but I'm just here to make you crazy sommabitches laugh
@password123, I wouldn't count yourself out. I've seen some rise above Mr. Speedo's wit, and claim a top spot for themselves.
@Angelic Wisdom, aw, I have wit 😁
@Taquito Speedo, it's why you're one of my favorite commenters. I mean it takes me sometimes 5 minutes to come up with something witty, and most times there's an empty comment section I just see gold from ya.
@Angelic Wisdom, I truly appreciate your kind words. I'm glad I have been able to bring you joy 😊
@Taquito Speedo, you're welcome. I can only hope I'm doing the same with my own comments. 😁
@Angelic Wisdom, I enjoy them 😊
@Taquito Speedo, thank you. I really appreciate that. 😊
@Taquito Speedo, I got a picture of my 19 month old standing in the toilet yesterday - I might send that bad boy to uncut
@Murphlins, DO ET!
Your dog can also take care of itself on most levels.....
@Angelic Wisdom, this guy gets it
@Angelic Wisdom, nah, he's lost without me. (Please don't take that away from me, I have no child to bestow my love upon and need to be needed🙏)
@Angelic Wisdom, not when they're a wee-little pupper.
@Angelic Wisdom, my dogs can't, seriously I can't even leave them to eat alone, they choke, I just had to pull a treat out of one of their throats. Never having pugs again, super cute but seriously lacking mental skills
If your kid bites someone he gets a time out, if my dog bites someone he gets put down.
It can in borks
It can bark 47,890 times a day, and mine howls too.
What if your name is Bark?
Yeah and I can still have a life with a dog
Hence why pets are better than kids
Yeah you should have gotten a dog we have way too many people already how about we let numbers go down
if a kid takes 1 second to say your name, it would take them 3258÷60÷24=2.2625 days to say it that many times.
@onlyspongebobquotes, There's 86,400 seconds in one day. More than enough time to say a name 3258 times.
@onlyspongebobquotes, ^ Yea you missed a /60.
@onlyspongebobquotes, dang....theyre right, this means your kid is actually slacking.
@onlyspongebobquotes, theres actually 86,400 seconds in a day. So 3250/60 seconds gives us only 54.3 minutes
I wanted to ruin my carpet not my life
Children are Pokémon?
My name is Arf