The long con I see. That's why I have plenty of Saudi friends for when the oil runs out
@Thinlizzy, that's why I have a lot of porcine friends for when the readily-available corpses run out.
I'm not your pal, guy!
I'm not your guy, friend
@Aaron Leibowitz, I'm not your friend, buddy!
I'm going on slit open your throat and use the blood as syrup on my pancakes
You'll never take the syrup from my veins you savage b*stards
Fun fact: Canada has a maple syrup reserve that works much like the US oil reserve.
I hate maple anything
I actually prefer butter on my pancak..... *gets shot*
@FaithlessDemon, why not both?