Stephen Hawking is mine.
@Insaniac446, I feel ashamed of upvoting you, but that was too good
Cheese=Cow product, cows eat plants meaning Cheese=plant
Therefore pizza is a vegetable. Don't argue with me, Im a scientist
@K1lgore, That is absolutely ridiculous.
Tomatoes are a fruit.
@K1lgore, how could I argue with such clear logic?!
I like them sautéed or steamed, but the wheelchair always gets a bit crunchy