My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal, is now my waterspout.
Time was when, on its own accord, from my trousers it would spring,
But now I’ve got a full-time job, to find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.
For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head, and watch me tie my shoes!
@daily joke, damn I haven't heard that one since my uncle passed away
@daily joke, is this about a penis?
@Spanishlibrary, It's about his best friend actually.
@Spanishlibrary, did you open your zipper?
@Barry Dylan, Ah. It's not as dark now
@Barry Dylan, Maybe...
All business. All day.
That...... is one cool kid
The guy she tells you not to worry about
Colin. 43. In middle management. Knocking down $140K a year. Has great insurance and a 401K. Likes to spend weekends at the lake. Do not get him started about that time he went zip-lining with his buddies.
Nice jumping with your hands in your pockets. I too like to live dangerously
Has no time for this foolishness
*Sigh* " Fine, whatever, get your footage of me in the bouncy castle, Mom. Try to convince a bunch of random strangers on the internet that you're super fun. Make sure you include a link to your online pine cone Christmas decorations store!"
So is this that Boss Baby movie I've heard so much about?
"Are we having fun yet?"
Damn, kids don't even get to have fun anymore. Lil dude needs to loosen up
Yeah, this will do. Order a couple to put in stock.