I once found a picture of my 19 year old girlfriend as a 4 year old...
I was overcome by inexplicably guilt. Like. I fücked some ones precious little daughter...
@LT PUNK ROCKET, i saw a baby picture of my fiance looked at her father who i cant stand and made a "taking her cherry joke" just to piss him off. I cant stand alcoholics
@LT PUNK ROCKET, i missed the 2nd part of your comment and i though you meant you were just whackin it to pics of a 4 year old
@CentaurianHalfie, I tried to upvote and hit downvote by mistake. I fixed it but it still says you have a downvote
@CentaurianHalfie, yea that's how I thought it was gonna go too
@LT PUNK ROCKET, all good man, it doesn't for me
@daily joke, hey man, what did us alcoholics ever do to u?
@MadJac, well first my dad bwat my mom and left when i was 5. My step dad started beating the sh!t out of me when i was 7 up till i was 10. It makes some people angry amd they know it but instead of not drinking they do it anyway.
@daily joke, yeah that's very shítty, some alcoholics like me have a job, are nice to people and are in healthy relationships. Some people are just trash.
@MadJac, in that case I would say you're more a periodic drunk than an alcoholic.
@LT PUNK ROCKET, Just have her call you daddy from then on and all will be well.
Is... is that not a proper way to start a conversation?
Tommy Wiseau "so anyway, how's your sex life?"
Remember when quagmire was a sex pervert who always had a smile on his face and cracked memorable phrases? And didn't have a stick up the ass?
That's how to fvck up a tv show 101
@Kangaroo Jacked, I feel like that's a problem with most of the characters now. Especially Brian.
@YOUIDIOT36, Brian has always been a pile of shįt tho, I was so happy when they killed him off. But stupid internet fųcks who probably don't even watch the show made them bring his shįty ass back.
My mom and I look exactly alike so that would be a whole other level for me
Sure... what a silly "accident" it was
Well, have you?
@Spaceman Sp1ff, nah, man. My moms pretty ugly.