Simple, smart, effective.... I like it. But a better way is to buy a dog, not a large rat.
@Steaknuggets, "any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are useless"
@Steaknuggets, they're good dogs stake
"Next thing you wanna do is ditch the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are pointless."
@JDPhi, Or, just get an actual cat then.
@JDPhi, my moms little chihuahua alerted her of someone breaking into her house and she woke up in time to call 911 and grab her gun, so maybe they aren't all bad, a cat would just run away or continue sleeping
What a laddle dog! Get it because he has a spatula on his back
@opwnus prime, that's a spoon, not a spatula.
Clearly you've never played knifey-spooney before.
@I Are Lebo, To be fair, they feel about the same when your mom's beating your ass with it...