Yeah, because you're perfectly flawless, so no need to try and look for ways to improve. It's much more sensible to immediately write everyone off as an idiot and respond with hate filled humor than to look within yourself for flaws that you're capable of fixing.
@DividedAlliance, I know you are but what am I?!
@DividedAlliance, Bad date?
@DividedAlliance, I mean, I'm a piece of shjt, so when people bitch about me I cheerfully agree.
@Dan S Krieger, "I mean, I'm a total piece of shjt and I'm the greatest motherfvcker to ever slide out of a woman's cvnt, so what does that make y'all?"
@DividedAlliance, I have Shrek's self confidence. everyone hates me so how can I fvck up more?
@DividedAlliance, *searches for a fvck to give*
@DividedAlliance, Taylor Swift in a nutshell
I honestly expected "Boobs this pic" to be the top comment.
Envy is a disease, get well soon