I'm can be a failure from my bed, thank you very much.
Your body wouldn't decay in space, either. You'd live on (metaphorically) as an irradiated lump of flesh and whatnot
@Devil Ocean, you also wouldn't actually freeze, all of your body heat would just stay in your center and the lack of pressure would make you inflate and your blood would boil away.
Shoot for the moon
And if you miss
You'll end up among the stars
But you'll still be pretty salty about it
They will name a constellation after you
Called "Look at this dumbass who missed the moon"
I use the same philosophy for girls! Aim for her heart, and if you miss, you'll still end up inside her.
Just the same joke repurposed. Nothing we haven't seen before