Oh no..🐊 you'd think a pastor would know better than to test God. He'll checkmate your butt.
@king of sharks, "Here's a good idea: let me try to be Jesus" *dies
Just clarifying, I mean this comment as: God will "checkmate" you, not: "Jesus never did it so he can't either"
@Captain Magma, *doesnt come back to life
@king of sharks, you would think... But luckily religious people are morons.
@king of sharks, I'm pretty sure Jesus was technically God himself, so it's a safe bet that regular humans can't replicate most of his feats.
@Sybil Reisz, well there's a lot of scripture that speaks to what you just said but I'm not gonna dive into it because I don't think that's what you were really wanting after commenting what you did there.
@Chum dog, I wasn't really stating that I operate entirely under that belief, just that Jesus is, in biblical terms, a divine figure. Even if you don't buy into him being a vestige of God, the Bible still clearly states him as the son of God, which still makes him divine in nature. The point I was trying to make is just that his feats aren't able to be reproduced. There's a reason they're called miracles.
Press x to doubt
@Scottles, press x for "I've seen this picture before"
@Scottles, did research, checks out
@Scottles, I can absolutely see some religious zealot trying this
3 days later: BREAKING NEWS: Pastor returns
Why do I feel like this was a Florida man?
@Maturity, 'twas, good sir.
@king of sharks, No, 'twas not.
@UmActually, Zimbabwe isn't in Florida?!
And for my next act, I will turn the water into wine.....oooops that tastes like blood.
I remember seeing this on YouTube, lots of athiests in comment section
I remember see a conversation like:
Athiest: I'm an athiests but I respect religion
Other athiest: fvck you, and your respect for religion.
It rather bothers me that the photo looks more like an alligator...
It was all explained as god's will.
This actually happened. He fasted and prayed for a week leading up to his walk across "crocodile river" (literally what they called it) and he was devoured by three crocodiles within minutes as the whole congregation watched.
Intentionally kills himself to ask jesus in the afterlife
Well now he can ask god personaly
would have made more since if they had said atheist trying to disprove. I'm imagining some gator hopping
@TomPholio, ....... Huh?