I don't drink anyway, so that works for me
@Patamon, yeah me too
@Patamon, I don't drink beer, and if I needed to drink alcohol, wine is always available.
@Patamon, smells weird anyway, the beer I mean
@Patamon, there is no downside for teetotolers like you and me.
@Patamon, neither do I. I do think it's kinda funny when I tell people that they look at me like I have ten heads.
You got literally every other alcohol
@Captain Anderson, and there's like, weed nd stuff
@Skateboarding Hippie, and Coke
@Captain Anderson, I hate beer so this is literally a win-win
@Captain Anderson, but you'll never be able to crack a cold one with the boys again
@Captain Anderson, I already cant drink beer on account of being glutarded (our word), so bring on the bitching about what to eat and no sex!
@black betty rambalam, you can always crack open an angry orchard or something. Tastes much better.
Beer? There's always whiskey.
@Pen is huge, that's what I'm saying. Good ole' Jack D.
@The Last King, I like cheap bottom shelf whiskey myself.
I don't drink alcohol, so that's not an issue, but hell will turn cold before I accept a nagging wife in my bachelor life.
Long live loners that have control over their own life, wallet and time!
8 more years and I will become a wizard! Let's aim high, fellas!
@Ristto3, a grand wizard?
@Ristto3, yeah... but at the same time she would probably have control over the wallet, probably wouldn't be making you pay for stuff in this hypothetical. But I mostly agree with time and life.
@Raki Zaki, imperial wizard
The thing is, she may be hot but a total bitch. Not saying she is for sure, but most people only know the movie side of her. Personal side could be a lot worse
Why would you need alcohol in your life with this lovely lady on your arm?
Rather not have a feminist as a wife
@TheSecretSavage, I second that. No matter how smoking hot she is I could not deal with all the nagging that I'm sure would come with such a relationship. And I'd have to put up with her without any beer on top of that? No thank you.
@Jolee Bindo, tbh to me she's a solid 8.5 I think there are much more attractive females out there. But she's still super attractive
I don't think she's that attractive, so I prefer the beer
I don't care for beer. But i also think Emma Watson is dumb and not that attractive... sooo guess ill be sipping beer?
I like it so I'm gonna put a ring on it.
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, nice one
I would stop drinking water for a hug from her. Think I can live without beer for her to marry me.
As much as I like Emma Watson, she's a feminist so I'm not 100% sure it would work out.
@Technosexual , shes not the dumbass sjw one though
@Dexios S Divine, in that case, so long beer!
@Technosexual , that's what I was thinking lol. She's good looking, but pretty liberal...
@Technosexual , I'd be cool with her tying me to furniture and otherwise dominating me, making me the weaker sex, as long as there's still sex.
A dumb feminist wife and no beer? No thanks.
I'm a Baptist, I'm all good here
@Catapult is superior, Baptist still drink beer.
@ Jamaal with two As, Good southern baptists don't
@Catapult is superior, not that they admit.
@Catapult is superior, *chugs a Heineken* whatchu saying?!
I'd give up more if asked
It is 5:43 am for me... I have been holding in a shjt since three... I got kicked out of McDonald's at 2am because they closed at midnight and didn't notice me or my three bags taking up the entire corn of their lobby.
And it opens at 6am. I am waiting at the door like a puppy.
@Unamused Human, Update?
@FalseJewBear, yeah. I made a comment earlier asking for help from the community... I'm homeless all of a sudden... I needed advice. No one responded.
@Unamused Human, dude that sucks nowhere to go?
@battlebeard, if you have a 24 hour gym nearby if you have any money I'd buy a membership so you have somewhere to keep yourself clean and a locker to store your stuff
Any place with a 24 hour open time would be good to get out of weather.
@battlebeard, I have seven dollars... 289552 is where I posted the original comment
@Unamused Human, http://www.thesurvivalistblog.net/how-to-survive-being-homeless-2/
@battlebeard, hope this helps
@battlebeard, thanks. You are my hero.
@Unamused Human, find like a Walmart or something. they typically have a 24 hour operation. and couches.
@Unamused Human, where do you live?
@Penisalotta, Kansas city, Kansas. I think I'm on Shawnee, Kansas rn...
I don't like beer anyway
1. I dont drink. 2 i wouldnt elwant that feminazi as my wife.
Well I'm 15 so I'm down but she's a feminist uggggghh
I'll drink her piss
I'm developing alcoholic tendencies so that's probably not a bad thing
Im more of a breast man so there's no appeal for me
Married to a feminist...no thanks #50'sWIFE
I'm gay soo...
She's all lgbtq now
Whiskey it is!
I already quit, when's the wedding
You drink to make girls look like her
Well, wine isn't beer, so....
I don't drink alcohol 😉
I don't like beer to begin with
Oh no! I can't drink piss flavored dish water! Guess I'll have to stick to drinks that taste decent.
I dont like beer, so... yeah... let's do this
I don't drink anyway!
Jack and coke it is
Good. Beer is garbage anyway. Now swap her out for Anna Kendrick, and we've got ourselves a deal!
I don't like beer so deal
I mean yeah, she is pretty but marriage means more than looks. You need to be able to deal with them. I know nothing of her personality, sense of humor or weird quarks... and anyone who thinks they do is wrong. It's mostly whatever she wants the public to know.. just like on here
I'll need the beer to put up with her...
I'm a bourbon drinker anyway. But yes I would absolutely give it up to date her.
I don't even like beer, so...
I guess I can skip breakfasts.
Or... drink until your wife looks like emma watson (post harry potter of course)
Deal deal deal
Wow. This is some Facebook level shjt.
I only drink hard liquor, so where is the rings.
Is there supposed to be a negative here?
Slams button repeatedly
If she was my wife, I wouldn't have any reason to drink...
Does ale count?
Im down 100%
Well not having Emma Watson is the reason I drink so it works rather well
I drink whiskey. No problems here
I don't drink beer so yes please
Worth it. I would give up all alcohol
Good think I'm a rum drinker