I want all the sex toys. You can keep the kids
@KneeGropes, What's the difference?
@casypup, The durability
@casypup, * calls 9-1-1 *
@casypup, wait.. oh my.
@I rate memes, *takes phone away from you* I have something better. *calls Brazzers* "I have a couple sex toys you might like."
Looks like someone left the porch light on before moving the house *tsk* *tsk*
If only it could be like that but in reality she takes half of your stuff, alimony, and support.