*requests infinite starting salary*
Longer resumes aren't always better, kids. Usually 1-2 pages max. Quality, not quantity.
@SWAPPING WEAPONS, 3 jobs over 20 years is much better than 20 jobs over 3 years
@SWAPPING WEAPONS, ive had a few of my bosses say that if they get a resume thats over 2 pages they dont even look at it. And a few have commented on how simple my layout was and how easy it was for them to read the core information. People dont want to read a shorty story. Just bullet point information
coulda just made a single loop
@Slijkster, but that's not as impressive, because it holds less information.
@Slijkster, a mobius strip is more significant because it doesn't have an inside or outside, hence the dopeness of it.
I usually print my resumes on the outside/inside of klein bottles
Professor: "youre allowed a one-sided page cheat sheet on this test"
Me: *makes a mobius cheat sheet*
"show me the second side, professor"