But...then you take the risk of that being mickeys hand and squeezing his...fingers
@Mr Sarcastic, I just had a dream where I had a penis and I cut it off because it kept getting in my way and when I went to sew it back into place, it grew back.
@Mr Sarcastic, As you realize this you start to stroke his hands.
@Mr Sarcastic, I've done that. It feels like any other hand.
@Mr Sarcastic, infinite internal and external screaming
FIRMLY GRASP IT
And that's how I landed my job at Monsters Inc.
This could go several ways...at least 75% of which are p0rnographic
Sounds like someone rolled a 1.
Congrats, you just snapped your cats neck.
And the dog realizing it inadvertently bit it's master before it fully woke up, releases it's death grip and begins licking your hand.
I’ve already embraced the monster under my bed. His name is Ted and we’re bros now.
@Jerry Mouse , does he look like a stuffed bear and drink beer?