Facebook is never the answer, it just makes you dumb enough to forget your standards of humor.
@FP Waiter, *tips waiter a like for the funny*
It may not be an answer, but from a chemistry point of view, it's a solution.
It's funny, I have a near perfect memory except when I drink, even only a little, I literally turn into dory from finding nemo
@Mr Sarcastic, I'm the same way.
Weed is worse, but anytime I go a few days without smoking or drinking, my memory feels superhuman.
Q: What are you drinking tonight?
Alcohol is the answer if you're asking the right questions
Alcohol is a solution
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"Where did the bad man touch you?!"