She would rather be a loaded potato
@ebodanger , id rather be a baked potato
@JackBlackSackAttack, Hey kid wanna buy some dank memes?
@JackBlackSackAttack, what about cream potatoes?
@ebodanger , MY TIME HAS COME
Hey, don't be discouraged, potatoes are awesome. They're a versatile food, and are rich in potassium. What guy doesn't want a girlfriend rich in potassium!?
@SimonPetrikov, you're a cannibal, aren't you?
@Empshok, and you aren't?....
I want to be an onion!
@JustCallMeGram, no he said what he meant. He's gonna smash that potato more than the Incredible Hulk.