@SqurtieMan, in $5 Zimbabwe coins.
@SqurtieMan, sharpened half pennies
@Pteranodex, gold bars
@Pteranodex, Anglo Saxon groats
*me laying naked on floor*
*person walks in with a million dollars*
*turns around and walks away without throwing money down*
@KittyVonClaude, *walks in*
*throws nickels cause poor*
*make it hail*
@Kangaroo Jacked, making it hail, for the baller on a budget.
My sexual fantasy is shjtting on a woman's chest and cleaning it up with my mouth
@VibratingButtChomper, literally nobody wanted to know that please modify it so nobody else has to know
@eleven, and also prolapsed anuses get me going real good
@VibratingButtChomper, your username seems appropriate then
Mine is just me having a spontaneous heart attack.