I would say: "What's the hold up? This ol' lady broke or something?
Nah but for real if you'd spend nearly 40 bucks just for a chance to talk with a woman you need help.
@A Flying Panda, Ill do it up to 10 bucks. 15 if she's cute.
@poopnuggets, To me it feels like guilt tripping a person into talking to you which doesn't sit right. Like paying money for polite small talk.
@A Flying Panda, meanwhile at every dating site
@MCPO S117, Except in dating sites both sides are putting themselves out there and trying to meet people.
@poopnuggets, What kind of women are you going for that can't afford to buy something for 10 bucks?
@Commandshark, The fvck you mean? I didn't know there was a pay toll on opening your mouth and having a conversation with a person. Look, if we're on a date by all means I'm paying, but all I'm trying to do is save someone from getting pissy when when waving a stick of money around doesn't attract the women they want and preventing an awkward situation in this case in which the girl kind of has to talk to you or else she's bjtch to everyone watching if you paid for her.
Why the hell would I pay for her stuff just because she's got big boobs and a rockin' ass? Not like I'm going to get a chance to rail her. Move aside so I can pay for my stuff and go home.
Bad Luck Brian: pays for her purchase, realizes it's $40 worth of condoms. She says "thanks so much, my boyfriend would've been so angry if I ruined our sex weekend."
@I Are Lebo, Bad luck me: 40$in condoms. Her buffed boyfriend walks in sees me paying for her stuff gets angry just destroys me she sues me for looking at her card I lose. Lost my home and everything become homeless. Get run over by a car dont die can pay the bill am not helped and now have to live homeless with those injuries... oh and get kicked in the balls once every 4 hours
@FutriSK, The Book of Job: part 2
@I Are Lebo, I... Dont know how to react to that..
That's not being a responsible cardholder if you didn't even check before making a purchase that big so suffer in the flames of hell
@LAVARAMEN, well, it happened to me a few days ago. I went to the court to pay for my concealed carry permit and my card was declined. Didn't realize til I got to my car and checked my phone that it was declined bc for some reason the bank thought it was a fraudulent charge. It happens for more reasons than overcharging the balance.
@LAVARAMEN, honestly it seems like an issue that should happen less frequently now, but I remember when I was a teen (I'm old and used to walk up hills barefoot in the snow to get to school) I would check my balance at the ATM then go buy something from Sam Goody, then find out I over drafted because the balance on the ATM didn't include like 4 charges that I thought would have been in by then.
"I got a bad credit line too. We got something in common. Maybe this will lead somewhere. *wink wink"
Damn llana always running around in those sexy sweater dresses.
Hah as someone with plenty of retail experience nothing is more awkward than when you tell a customer that and they look into your soul and say run it again.
"Uh sir it's uh...it still says declined"
"No go ahead, keep trying, im in no rush" "sir were you talking to my ass?"
I don't get it