Official "Dad shoes"
@Good Guy Satan, also socks and sandals
@Good Guy Satan, +15 Grilling, +25 Dad Jokes
@Quency200, okay Linus.
Actually, idk if I'd trust him to make my steak. Make me a BAMF computer absofrigginlutely. Eh, w/e. I'd probably eat a steak he cooked. If its that bad, there's always the sauce. And the sauce is the boss.
I wear the skin of penises that I have harvested and decontaminated for wearing-purposes. Does that count?
@VibratingButtChomper, Hey listen man, a free steak is a free steak
@VibratingButtChomper, you decontaminate yours?
Cut the grass 100 times and they are still pristine. Remarkable.
Nike Air Monarchs and New balance probably like 608 or something like that. We sell a lot of them to middle aged white fathers where I work.
@A Math Dealer, oh no, I must be getting old, my first question I wanted to ask is if they are comfortable?
@Iswearimfunny, they must be. We have more of those Nikes than any other shoe.
@Iswearimfunny, I can attest as a father of 4, yes they are comfortable and my grilling has improved. 10/10 must buy
If you want to think about other people grilling you may want to consider buying some and becoming a man